Blog Marriage

Posted on March 31, 2009 1:32 pm

Ann Althouse is getting married to a blog commenter, and the feminists at Panadagon and the usually rational and carefully thought-out Andrew Sullivan thought this marked a good occasion to ridicule of her.

I got married to a blog commenter, and it worked out horribly. All she does is nag me all the time. Plus, I’ve gotten to the point where I reflexively apologize anytime I hear a loud noise, like a car backfiring. It’s weird. But maybe things will work out better for Ann. So I wish her the best and want her to know not to let the mutants get her down. The best revenge is to live well (actually, it’s to strand someone on a barren planet like Kahn did to Captain Kirk, but that’s infeasible for most people and it didn’t even work out that well for Kahn).

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30 Responses to “Blog Marriage”

  1. BigRichardSmall says:

    Andrew needs to learn that everyone wants a stable relationship. As soon as he gets the right meds and clears up his extreeme dimentia, he too can find love. Or if that doesn’t work he can go pick up guys at the state institution, or prision who are as bat crazy as him.

  2. Eric says:

    I got married to a blog commenter, and it worked out horribly. All she does is nag me all the time. Plus, I’ve gotten to the point where I reflexively apologize anytime I hear a loud noise, like a car backfiring. It’s weird.

    Um, DUH that is as typical a marriage as I’ve ever seen.

  3. NunyaB says:

    Maybe, but I have a pretty good idea about which bloggers are gonna be bunking with the family pet tonight unless said blogger brings home approx one dozen red roses. ;)

  4. DesertElephant says:

    Red Roses? This is Sarah we’re talking about. He better bring home some new hollow points for Mr. Shiny.

  5. motopolitico says:

    Technically, Khan marooned Kirk INSIDE a barren planet, BURIED ALIVE BURIED ALIVE.

  6. marvin says:

    Maybe Frank lives in Idaho, I believe the acceptable gift of reconciliation is for him to shoot, butcher and cook an elk for his beloved, or to take her on a helicopter coyote hunt.

  7. DamnCat says:

    So the “K” in SarahK stands for Kahn.
    Interesting.

  8. required says:

    michelle ‘macaque’ obama

    whose husband…a loony ‘professor’ from kenya

    they fistbump in the air

    for which….the obamamorons did cheer

    & all’s well saith the Burger King manager

  9. Kent says:

    Hey Sarah, you doin’ anything tonight?

    ‘Cause I’m pretty sure you ain’t doin’ Frank!

  10. PammyV says:

    SarahK will be blogging American Idol with her boyfriend Spike. Geez…get with the program people!

  11. physics geek says:

    the usually rational and carefully thought-out Andrew Sullivan

    Quite possibly the funniest thing that I’ve read today.

  12. midwestconservative says:

    Marriage is like tip toeing on broken glass while smiling and complimenting your lovely wife on how nice her new shoes compliment her hairdo. It is that easy.

  13. midwestconservative says:

    To end said maraige— tell her what a dumb c#nt she really is!!!!!

  14. AshleyBiden says:

    Sarah coulda found one at 7-11
    Or went dumpster diving with closed eyes
    Might of found a man sent from heaven
    Or went to the carnival
    And won the kewpie prize
    She got on the internet one fateful day
    With attitude and something to say
    And that’s where a guy who looked like Honest Abe’
    Met and fell in love with Mrs. T-Shirt Babe
    She coulda done better but not much worse
    Like all of us she got the IMAO curse

  15. Jimmy says:

    Isn’t Ann a little OLD to get married? Or are we talking “rinse and repeat” here? These are just some of the things a person wants to know.

    [Why? -Ed.]

  16. Charles says:

    #2: LOL

    Actually, Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise found Kahn in suspended animation on a sleeper ship launched in 1996 after Kahn’s unsuccessful attempt at world domination (I know, we all missed it). After Kahn tried to take over the ship, Kirk marooned him on Ceti Alpha V. Fifteen years later Kahn engineered an escape and tried to maroon Kirk on Regula I.

    I was going to type a snarky remark about marriage, but everyone beat me to the punch. (Uhhh. . . Sweetheart, you can put the lamp down now.)

  17. marvin says:

    # 15

    Do you think we could put any charismatic leaders on a sleeper ship today? I would limit it to people who are trying to pass laws that take away the rights to property, private contracts, and ownership of arms.

  18. GradualDazzle says:

    Um, now I have no more doubts that FrankJ and SarahK are lost in an undisclosed location and that Evil Fake SarahK has taken over.

  19. SkyWatch says:

    My Dear Frank,

    Are you sure Sarah is not a sock puppet?

  20. Andrew C says:

    It would have worked out fine for Khan . . . if he had just managed to alter his pattern of two-dimensional thinking . . .

  21. MarkoMancuso says:

    It took 20 comments for someone to say “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!”?

  22. Jimmy says:

    Yes, Marko, we were waiting for YOU!!

    I dunno “Why?” about much these days.

  23. Son of Bob says:

    Why do they call themselves “gays”? Hateful fags would seem much more appropriate.

  24. Terry_Jim says:

    It took 20 comments for someone to say “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!”?

    Ah yes, the scream.
    Why was Kirk so upset,
    when he knew Spock and
    the Enterprise would be by to pick him up?

    *

    Worse yet, why does this matter 27 years after ST II came out?
    My Dad never worried about the paper thin plots in Hopalong Cassidy when I watched them with him in the 60′s.

  25. Live Free Or Die says:

    Umm… ,the lefty website I believe is Pandagon, not Panadagon, although Panadagon sounds more appropriate. Pan is the prefix meaning all, and dagon was the Philistine fish-god, hence the website must be all fish-god all the time.

  26. sarahk says:

    /Red Roses? This is Sarah we’re talking about. He better bring home some new hollow points for Mr. Shiny./
    You know me so well, DE.

    DamnCat, of course! What did you think it stood for?

    PammyV, I’m gonna win you over to Scott one of these days! /wishful thinking

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  29. refusetopressoneforenglish says:

    computerized fuel injecd enginesarely if ever will backfire, the is no residual fuel left unburned in the exhaust system to ignite (or explode) thus the nconcussive sound of the back fire. I had a 1972 VW campervan with a 2.1L motor from a 914, dual german Solex carbs, you could rev the hell out of that thing, shut of the ignition lock the doors and be half way to the front door when BAMMM!!! 3 foot flames and a noise to wake the neighbors. In fact the local kids loved when I got home from work and put on the “show” Big ugly red CO2 belching machine!

  30. seguin says:

    Modern cars don’t really. They’re hyper efficient and rarely go out of tune that badly.

    Carburetted stuff otoh…

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