Comments on: Blog Marriage

By: seguin

seguin — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:36:45 +0000

Modern cars don’t really. They’re hyper efficient and rarely go out of tune that badly.

Carburetted stuff otoh…

By: refusetopressoneforenglish

refusetopressoneforenglish — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:00:37 +0000

computerized fuel injecd enginesarely if ever will backfire, the is no residual fuel left unburned in the exhaust system to ignite (or explode) thus the nconcussive sound of the back fire. I had a 1972 VW campervan with a 2.1L motor from a 914, dual german Solex carbs, you could rev the hell out of that thing, shut of the ignition lock the doors and be half way to the front door when BAMMM!!! 3 foot flames and a noise to wake the neighbors. In fact the local kids loved when I got home from work and put on the “show” Big ugly red CO2 belching machine!

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By: sarahk

sarahk — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:34:37 +0000

/Red Roses? This is Sarah we’re talking about. He better bring home some new hollow points for Mr. Shiny./
You know me so well, DE.

DamnCat, of course! What did you think it stood for?

PammyV, I’m gonna win you over to Scott one of these days! /wishful thinking

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:32:01 +0000

Umm… ,the lefty website I believe is Pandagon, not Panadagon, although Panadagon sounds more appropriate. Pan is the prefix meaning all, and dagon was the Philistine fish-god, hence the website must be all fish-god all the time.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:08:04 +0000

It took 20 comments for someone to say “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!”?

Ah yes, the scream.
Why was Kirk so upset,
when he knew Spock and
the Enterprise would be by to pick him up?

Worse yet, why does this matter 27 years after ST II came out?
My Dad never worried about the paper thin plots in Hopalong Cassidy when I watched them with him in the 60′s.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:20:34 +0000

Why do they call themselves “gays”? Hateful fags would seem much more appropriate.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:50:19 +0000

Yes, Marko, we were waiting for YOU!!

I dunno “Why?” about much these days.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:36:31 +0000

It took 20 comments for someone to say “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!”?

By: Andrew C

Andrew C — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:10:03 +0000

It would have worked out fine for Khan . . . if he had just managed to alter his pattern of two-dimensional thinking . . .

By: SkyWatch

SkyWatch — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:54:05 +0000

My Dear Frank,

Are you sure Sarah is not a sock puppet?

By: GradualDazzle

GradualDazzle — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:51:15 +0000

Um, now I have no more doubts that FrankJ and SarahK are lost in an undisclosed location and that Evil Fake SarahK has taken over.

By: marvin

marvin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:46:36 +0000

# 15

Do you think we could put any charismatic leaders on a sleeper ship today? I would limit it to people who are trying to pass laws that take away the rights to property, private contracts, and ownership of arms.

By: Charles

Charles — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:19:25 +0000

#2: LOL

Actually, Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise found Kahn in suspended animation on a sleeper ship launched in 1996 after Kahn’s unsuccessful attempt at world domination (I know, we all missed it). After Kahn tried to take over the ship, Kirk marooned him on Ceti Alpha V. Fifteen years later Kahn engineered an escape and tried to maroon Kirk on Regula I.

I was going to type a snarky remark about marriage, but everyone beat me to the punch. (Uhhh. . . Sweetheart, you can put the lamp down now.)

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:33:57 +0000

Isn’t Ann a little OLD to get married? Or are we talking “rinse and repeat” here? These are just some of the things a person wants to know.

[Why? -Ed.]

By: AshleyBiden

AshleyBiden — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:31:48 +0000

Sarah coulda found one at 7-11
Or went dumpster diving with closed eyes
Might of found a man sent from heaven
Or went to the carnival
And won the kewpie prize
She got on the internet one fateful day
With attitude and something to say
And that’s where a guy who looked like Honest Abe’
Met and fell in love with Mrs. T-Shirt Babe
She coulda done better but not much worse
Like all of us she got the IMAO curse

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:59:13 +0000

To end said maraige— tell her what a dumb c#nt she really is!!!!!

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:57:21 +0000

Marriage is like tip toeing on broken glass while smiling and complimenting your lovely wife on how nice her new shoes compliment her hairdo. It is that easy.

By: physics geek

physics geek — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:44:20 +0000

the usually rational and carefully thought-out Andrew Sullivan

Quite possibly the funniest thing that I’ve read today.

By: PammyV

PammyV — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:24:40 +0000

SarahK will be blogging American Idol with her boyfriend Spike. Geez…get with the program people!

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:16:13 +0000

Hey Sarah, you doin’ anything tonight?

‘Cause I’m pretty sure you ain’t doin’ Frank!

By: required

required — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:06:16 +0000

michelle ‘macaque’ obama

whose husband…a loony ‘professor’ from kenya

they fistbump in the air

for which….the obamamorons did cheer

& all’s well saith the Burger King manager

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:56:31 +0000

So the “K” in SarahK stands for Kahn.
Interesting.

By: marvin

marvin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:55:10 +0000

Maybe Frank lives in Idaho, I believe the acceptable gift of reconciliation is for him to shoot, butcher and cook an elk for his beloved, or to take her on a helicopter coyote hunt.