Fighting Back Against Taxes

Posted by Frank J. on March 27, 2009 at 9:42 am

My column at Pajamas Media is up, and this week it’s on armed resistance to taxes. Never suffer a tax to live.

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17 Responses to “Fighting Back Against Taxes”

  1. Peeps says:

    Can I be like you when I grow up?

  2. Plentyobailouts says:

    Thats why I am always locked and loaded. Back damn taxes back!!

  3. Jimmy says:

    The only good taxes are dead taxes.

  4. DamnCat says:

    Great piece, Frank! And your logic is unassailable.

    All over the country, schools don’t allow guns. So what do we have? School taxes!

    Most states have laws banning firearm discharge near public roads. So what do we have? Road taxes!

    Taxes are sneaky and clever – they have attached themselves to the one thing you don’t want to shoot – gasoline! These taxes have to be strangled or beaten to death.

    Does it surprise anyone that guns are strictly forbidden in the Congress and in state houses throughout the country? It shouldn’t – politicians will do anything to protect their tax overlords from harm.

  5. ISU Conservative says:

    That is some of the funniest writing you’ve done in a while. Brings up the question, what can be solved by firearm usage? As you said….. Nothing.

  6. Son of Bob says:

    Sometimes I shoot first, then ask questions later…just in case it’s taxes at my front door. So far I haven’t been able to fend off any taxes, however, the good news is: I’m happy to report that there are seven less Jehovah’s Witnesses around these days, and one less Vote For Obama guy, so still a very worthy effort.

  7. IH8Socialist says:

    death to taxes !!!!

  8. zzyzx says:

    They’re not taxes they are Revenue Enhancements…..and don’t you forget it.

  9. DesertElephant says:

    Benjamin Franklin posited that the only things that are guaranteed in life are death and taxes. I propose, base on this financial treatise of Frank’s, that the new guarantee in life is Death To Taxes.

  10. Mgbfred says:

    Are there extra precautions needed to fend off TURBO TAXES? Besides lightning fast reflexes I mean.

  11. Richard says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmkiJ2gSyNI

  12. sarahk says:

    Haha, Mgbfred. That made me laugh.

  13. IH8Socialist says:

    Hey how bout an OBOT tax?

  14. Live Free Or Die says:

    When trolls try to understand Frank’s humor, I hope they fail.

  15. Mgbfred says:

    Thank you Sarahk. I’ll sleep better tonight, knowing I tickled SOMEONE’S funny-bone

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  17. RightWrath says:

    Viva La Frank!! Excellent work my brother in arms.

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