Comments on: I Hope He Fails

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:42:50 +0000

When O-bah-muhh tries to get away with feeding Michelle’s vegetables to the dog (a campaign promise yet to be fulfilled, why am I not surprised ?) without getting caught, I hope he fails.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:25:02 +0000

When Obama tries to eat drink his Orange Juice without accidentally blinding himself with Citric Acid, I hope he fails.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:39:53 +0000

How much you wanna bet he gets his head stuck in the cereal box while trying to get the prize.

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:05:01 +0000

When Obamuhhh tries to withdraw his hand from the cereal box without severing an artery, I hope he fails.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:56:09 +0000

Bar crates your mama.

By: Barocrates H. Nobama

Barocrates H. Nobama — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:32:51 +0000

Ack.

By: Barocrates H. Nobama

Barocrates H. Nobama — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:32:21 +0000

I b>am the prize.

By: T.N. Amaps

T.N. Amaps — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:57:54 +0000

I’ll bet he purposely gets up early so he can try and get the prize before his kids.

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:40:10 +0000

I already got the prize at the bottom of the cereal box. It was a secret decoder ring. Only instead of “Drink more Ovaltine” it said “Drink the kool-aid.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:37:11 +0000

When Obama uses TurboTax to do his taxes, I hope he fails (and gets penalized by the IRS!). (I see you executed your TurboTax for collaboration with the enemy, Frank.)

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:34:29 +0000

Obama is such a wimp that when Dig ‘Em gives him a smack he won’t smack him back – he just curls up under the breakfast table and cries.

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:30:51 +0000

If he can't have his prize, he'll redistribute all our prizes!