I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on March 30, 2009 at 9:10 am

When Obama tries to open clamshell packaging, I hope he fails.

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12 Responses to “I Hope He Fails”

1. Corona says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 9:26 am

   You mean the hard plastic casing that has your new heavy duty knife inside that you need to cut open the casing it’s in? Yeah. Fail.

2. Plentyobailouts says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 9:53 am

   I love those things! They cut your hand every time you try to open one. you can break scissors on them, hell even my tablesaw is dull because they wont open. can you see the commie retard thats occupying the White House trying to get in one? it would be like an episode of the Special Olympics.

3. Peren says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 10:21 am

   When Obama tries to lose less than seven teeth opening a shrinkwrapped Xbox game while also not scratching the cover or inadvertently triggering a RROD on the Xbox in another room, all while overseeing some big important Cabinet meeting while on the toilet, LBJ-style, I hope he fails.

4. Jimmy says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 10:36 am

   Those clams get a bad wrap! As members of the International Order of Bivalves, they’re pissing in the wind at low tide. But some of their long-necked members are completely withdrawn.

5. DamnCat says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am

   I disagree – I hope Obama is successful in opening his clamshell packages and ruining the collectable value of his My Little Pony play figures.

6. DesertElephant says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 11:59 am

   When hObama tries to score the newest Optimus Prime action figure from T2: Revenge of the Fallen, I hope he fails and gets Arcee instead.

7. IH8Socialist says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

   I don’t have to hope for Obama to fail, cause I know he will fail. He fail’s everyday. He’s the definition of fail and stupidity and retard also.

8. James Flames says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

   When Obama tries to connect 4, i hope he fails

9. DesertElephant says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

   Pretty Sneaky, James

10. Plentyobailouts says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    When that one *forbidden* tries to zip up its fly, missing the bwarney fwank, I hope it fails.

11. Son of Bob says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Obama hates clamshell packaging. It always cuts his ears.

12. 5 of 7 says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    When he tries to open a lead-laced, arsenic-treated, asbestos-tainted, chinese-made condom packette, I hope he succeeds.

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