Comments on: I Hope He Fails

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:09:40 +0000

When he tries to open a lead-laced, arsenic-treated, asbestos-tainted, chinese-made condom packette, I hope he succeeds.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:46:41 +0000

Obama hates clamshell packaging. It always cuts his ears.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:58:31 +0000

When that one *forbidden* tries to zip up its fly, missing the bwarney fwank, I hope it fails.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:32:28 +0000

Pretty Sneaky, James

By: James Flames

James Flames — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:23:14 +0000

When Obama tries to connect 4, i hope he fails

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:13:42 +0000

I don’t have to hope for Obama to fail, cause I know he will fail. He fail’s everyday. He’s the definition of fail and stupidity and retard also.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:59:44 +0000

When hObama tries to score the newest Optimus Prime action figure from T2: Revenge of the Fallen, I hope he fails and gets Arcee instead.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:56:16 +0000

I disagree – I hope Obama is successful in opening his clamshell packages and ruining the collectable value of his My Little Pony play figures.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:36:47 +0000

Those clams get a bad wrap! As members of the International Order of Bivalves, they’re pissing in the wind at low tide. But some of their long-necked members are completely withdrawn.

By: Peren

Peren — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:21:03 +0000

When Obama tries to lose less than seven teeth opening a shrinkwrapped Xbox game while also not scratching the cover or inadvertently triggering a RROD on the Xbox in another room, all while overseeing some big important Cabinet meeting while on the toilet, LBJ-style, I hope he fails.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:53:37 +0000

I love those things! They cut your hand every time you try to open one. you can break scissors on them, hell even my tablesaw is dull because they wont open. can you see the commie retard thats occupying the White House trying to get in one? it would be like an episode of the Special Olympics.

By: Corona

Corona — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:26:50 +0000

You mean the hard plastic casing that has your new heavy duty knife inside that you need to cut open the casing it’s in? Yeah. Fail.