Comments on: I Hope He Fails

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:05:52 +0000

Goofus and Gallant go to Washington:

Goofus taxes every thing that moves or breathes.
Goofus evades taxes on his own income and ventures.
Goofus excuses felonies committed by members of his own party.
Goofus and the press conduct show trials and witch hunts against political opponants.
Goofus demands Military transport for herself and her family as her right as Speaker of the House.
Goofus threatens to cut Military spending by 25%.

Gallant…

hello, Gallant?

Gallant better gear up to kick some electoral butt next year.

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:43:59 +0000

Goofus and Gallant Go To Las Vegas:

Goofus grabs free drinks and pinches the hostesses. Brags that he’ll own the casino.
Gallant drinks mineral water and politely refuses drinks. He’ll celebrate After he wins.

Goofus doubles his bets when he’s loosing.
Gallant counts face cards and holds at 20.

Goofus throws ice cubes at the dancers at the stage show and yells, “Take it off!”
Gallant tips the waiters generously and gets a table in the VIP section.

Goofus tries to pick up a hooker and pay with a maxed out debit card.
Gallant finds a lovely lady in his room, sent by the management to thank him for his visit.

Goofus ends his trip to Vegas crawling in circles in the desert with broken kneecaps.
Gallant gets to meet Mr. Wayne Newton backstage after the show.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:05:08 +0000

ussjimmycarter: Get away from the anime , you need professional help

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:02:36 +0000

DAMNCAT: My Tallywhacker is nun-ya-damn -buisiness, @#%% ^%$%* )**^$%* *&%$%^$%$ %&&*)* up yours

By: 1/4 tsp shredded lemon peel

1/4 tsp shredded lemon peel — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:27:40 +0000

I hope he doesn’t fail, because I really want to know what is wrong with that picture. Been driving me crazy.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:04:28 +0000

Hey, lay off midwestconservative. He can’t help it if his tallywhacker only points south.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:48:16 +0000

Hope he fails? He IS faling! Hey, how come midwestconservative has a weener on his Avatar?

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:44:19 +0000

I hope he FAILS, His success means Americas failure. America was born on July 4 , 1776– attempted suicide November 4 , 2008.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:00:11 +0000

So if Obie is Goofus, who is Gallant? Certainly no one in the current Administration.

By: CapnCrunch

CapnCrunch — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:48:28 +0000

I don’t know, don’t you think Highlights is a bit advanced for him?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:30:27 +0000

He should play the game “One of these things is not like the others… One of these things doesn’t belong here…” Oh, my.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:26:20 +0000

He can’t get that far, he and biden are still fighting over who gets to lick the address label.

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:24:12 +0000

When Obamuhhh attempts to walk to Marine One without being decapitated by the main rotor, I hope he fails.

By: B. Hussy Nobama

B. Hussy Nobama — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:22:47 +0000

Racist.

By: T.N. Amaps

T.N. Amaps — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:06:50 +0000

Exactly, because he’ll fail to recognize that a bucket on someone’s head is abnormal.

By: Modpoly

Modpoly — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:59:54 +0000

I expect Obama to be sporting one of these sometime soon while he fails-

http://blog.chuckarmstrong.net/2009/03/04/adidas-remembers-the-ussr/

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:57:28 +0000

When Barry attempts to wield Michelle’s bat’leth, I hope he fails.