I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on March 13, 2009 8:37 am

When Obama tries to obtain both Boardwalk and Park Place, I hope he fails.

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14 Responses to “I Hope He Fails”

1. seanmahair says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 9:04 am

   Dearest Frank,
   He’s already got Boardwalk and Park Place……but he will fail. Eventually they all fail, which is why socialism is the pariah it is today. The loony left and the Hollyweird fringe are the only ones stupid enough not to get the pattern. But what do you expect from people who singlehandedly destroyed the Newspaper industry, an industry by the way that has been around since right after Guttenburg started splattering ink everywhere.

   Sooner or later the vast silent majority is going to wake up, take a couple of aspirin, vomit and realize that they can do something about their hangover. Nanny, Dirty Harry, Drunken Teddy, and Baby Barney are going to be relegated to the trash heap of history where they so rightly belong. Here’s the question though, where are the conservative leaders to replace them. Not in Washington by any stretch of the imagination, that’s for sure. That I think is our most important nay essential problem.

2. obamaaintmymama says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 9:14 am

   I wish Obama would have failed getting Pennsylvania avenue…

3. ussjimmycarter says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 9:18 am

   He always wins at Monopoly because he has an infinite number of “Get Out of Jail” cards usually based on Racism, Police Brutality etc.

4. Plentyobailouts says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 9:31 am

   At least we can get around the baord once before he pardons his hotel builder rezko. Once he does that, the rents are going to sky rocket.

5. Soccer Tease says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am

   #2 wins thread.

   I just hope he doesn’t get his head stuck in the thimble.

6. Jake says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am

   On the good news side, when he gets Boardwalk and Park Place, the gov’t will subsidize rent so folks can afford to live there, and if you default, well heck, you just play your Bail Out card.

   I wonder what kind of place Boardwalk and Park Place will be when Mr. Rezko gets the contract to build the houses and hotels…

7. Typical Dem Voter says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 9:58 am

   I own Boardwalk, but I’m a little underwater on my mortgage since BOOOOSH deregulated everything and property values went in the toilet while I was using my equity to buy drugs. I’m unemployed and can’t get a job ‘cuz I always oversleep and/or fail their whizz quiz. So I’m about 9 months behind on my payments. I was really worried for a while but now that Obama is in charge the ACORN people tell me everything will be fine. You should come over and see the place – it is pretty nice. I used my foodstamps to get some of that $100/lb Wagyu beef that Obama likes and you’re invited to the BBQ.

8. DamnCat says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 10:50 am

   Too late – he has already turned Boardwalk and Park Place into Baltic & Mediterranean Ave.

   The Income Tax rate of 10% will seem like a beautiful dream.

   The owners of The Electric Company will be hit with Cap & Trade fees. Rates to consumers will be increased 100%.

   Railroads will be subsidized – so all players will have to pay – not just those who land on them.

   The Water Works must double rates to meet new stricter regulations for levels of lead and arsenic of no more than 1 part per 100,000,000,000,000,000,000.

   The Luxury Tax will be quadrupled. Unfortunately, net receipts will still be down from last year due to the lack of sales of luxury goods.

   Free Parking will still be free – however there will be a substantial fee charged to enter and a somewhat larger fee to exit. Most players will find it most advantageous to simply quit at this point.

9. Master Shake says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

   When Obamuhhh tries not to choke to death on the Monopoly pieces, I hope he fails.

10. Jimmy says:
    March 13th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Obama’s New Monopoly has a FED and a printing press and the point of the game isn’t to “win” but to be the last one to go bankrupt from hyperinflation.

11. NunyaB says:
    March 13th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    I’d be satisfied for the entire Obamuh Administration and every one of their apologists to Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $TwoHundredTrillionDollars.

12. Rick says:
    March 14th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    I had the get out of jail free card and Big O tried to buy it for 787 billion. I took the money and ran.

13. barryobama says:
    March 15th, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    i am entitled to Park Place and Boardwalk, and 10 percent of all your money and properties. and i get the bucket

14. rhett says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    I hope his teleprompter fails.

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