I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on March 23, 2009 9:06 am

When Obama tries to figure which is the left shoe and which is the right shoe, I hope he fails.

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15 Responses to “I Hope He Fails”

1. Barocrates H. Nobama says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 am

   Let us move past the failed shoddery of the past, and embrace the hope of new future in which such failed oppressive concepts as “right” and “left” give way to a more just and equitable style of footwear.

2. Jimmy says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 9:30 am

   “Bowling shoes!” – Larry the Cable Guy

3. Plentyobailouts says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 9:30 am

   That one put on shoes is like the Special Olympics.

4. DamnCat says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 am

   When he tries to figure out how the velcro straps on his shoes work – I hope he fails.

5. Master Shake says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 am

   When Obamuhhh has a chance to notice that the pile of powder he’s about to snort is not his usual cocaine, but is instead some spilled rat poison, I hope he fails.

6. MarkoMancuso says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 10:48 am

   When Obama attempts to stop that prankster Joe Biden from tying his shoes together, I hope he fails.

7. Son of Bob says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am

   Remember during the campaign, when Barry cried because the little lights in his sneakers stopped working? It just wasn’t fair.

8. IH8Socialist says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 1:00 pm

   When Obama tries to put his shoes on the right feet, I hope he fails.

9. innominatus says:
   March 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 pm

   Did you know that OJ Simpson was born with a birth defect in his lower legs? His family was poor and couldn’t afford the corrective shoes, so OJ’s mom put the left shoe on right foot and vise-versa. True story – it worked! Next thing you know, he’s winning the Heisman, setting rushing records, leaping over things in that rent-a-car commercial, and killing people! If OJ’s mom hadn’t figured that out, OJ would have been an ordinary black man who walked funny and Nicole would still be breathing.

   Moral of the story: Do not taunt the Primordial Evil that is loosed when shoes are placed on the wrong foot. Obama is scary enough already. Do not allow OJ’s athleticism and murderous nature to be transferred to Obama. He would become like some kind of unstoppable SuperCommieAntiHero.

10. DesertElephant says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    When hObama tries to skate around the White House on his Heely’s and not take a header down the main staircase, I hope he fails.

11. IH8Socialist says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    hey # 9 thanks for the warning about the foot thing. I’ll never wish for that again. We don’t need Barack to become unstoppable

12. Mateo R says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    When Obama tries to use his air pumps I hope he fails

13. Brad T. says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    When Obama tries to take credit for the economy doing well, I hope he fails.

    PS- since when would any greenie want the stock market to go up anyway? Doesn’t that just mean that evil corporations are winning and making money? Isn’t that a bad thing? So really, shouldn’t dems be rooting for a stock market crash?

14. Mgbfred says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    When “The Obama” tries to duck from a shoe thrown by an irate Muslim, I HOPE HE FAILS!
    NRA Patron Life Member
    Dormant U.S.Marine Semper Fidelis

15. 5 of 7 says:
    March 23rd, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    “Mr. President, you have those shoes on the wrong feet.”
    “But they’re the only feet I have!”

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