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I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on March 9, 2009 at 7:42 am

When Obama tries to remember the correct order for putting on shoes and socks this morning, I hope he fails.

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29 Responses to “I Hope He Fails”

  1. Dr. Mayhem says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 7:56 am

    I hope he fails to overcome his inhibitions and realize his childhood dreams.

  2. MarkoMancuso says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 8:28 am

    When Obama attempts to kick the can down the road, I hope he fails and I hope the can somehow gets stuck on his head.

  3. ussjimmycarter says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 8:29 am

    We can’t judge, The One! He was probably partying last night and didn’t get enough sleep and that is why he hasn’t been himself lately! So if we stumbles out with a brown and a blue sock on today, it’s all good!

  4. AwesometificAmerican says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 8:35 am

    I hope he succeeds at failing.

  5. DamnCat says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:08 am

    I hope he fails when trying to remember the correct order for putting on pants and underpants.

  6. Corona says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Failing is much better than flailing. Someone tell him that.

  7. Crusty says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    I’m puzzled. Now that he’s sent the Winston Churchill bust back to the UK, what does he throw his shoes at in rage?

  8. DamnCat says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Joe

  9. Master Shake says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:56 am

    I hope he fails to remember how to exhale (purely from the perspective of reducing his carbon dioxide output, of course).

  10. marvin says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:58 am

    How much you want to bet he has a staff member, whose job it is to help him change clothes? The White House will probably claim that this is just a style consultant, but we all know the truth.

  11. Peren says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 10:04 am

    What I’m really looking forward to in 2013, possibly even more than President Sarah, is Obama having to get used to the idea of being a former president. He won’t know what to do with himself. He’ll probably try and pull a Cleveland.

  12. Jimmy says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Frank, I disagree. I’m going to limit my hopes for ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ to females.

    But not Michelle Obama, no. Her center of gravity is so far below her navel that, according to NASA’s GRAVSAT gravity anomaly program, the entire earth wobbles slightly when she walks. The lower half of her body is soooo massive that she’s required to strap-on a GPS tracking device as part of the USGS seismic network. Her only rival in this department is Hillary – who is more massive then ever, btw. No way do we want any kind of “unmasking” or wardrobe mistake for either of them. Oh, gawd, no.

  13. ussjimmycarter says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    In a press release this morning it was announced that Hillary Clinton has arrived in Jerusalem and has presented the Israeli Prime Minister with a WWII Nazi SS Dagger! “We felt that this treasured artifact of the United States would find a special place here in the Holy Land”, announced the US Secretary of State.

  14. FreemonSandlewould says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    USS Jimmy: The dagger was mistranslated and says “All my shove from the wizards of smart”

    Sock putting on sequence:

    -1- put cue ball in sock and beat taxpayer over head with it to lubricate it with blood

    -2- put other sock on head to mask identity …stall at this step because of bobby buckette on head

    -3- take shoe and beat on desk doing your Nikita impression. Its not so much an impression as it is the real thing.

    For the first time in my adult life I am embarrassed for my country. ( this part is true for going socialist. we are better off if this stimulus fails and we go into a depression for a while. Need to shut down this impulse for instant gratification )

  15. midwestconservative says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    One

  16. midwestconservative says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    One

  17. midwestconservative says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    my coputer is f#*#ing up today

  18. midwestconservative says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    One Big Ass Mistake America

  19. NunyaB says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Don’t blame me, I voted for Palin.

  20. midwestconservative says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    America FAILED on november 4 , 2008 — We can only hope that THE OBAMA follows suit.

  21. Anon Y. Mous says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    So, you want our president to be running around with his left shoe on his right foot, and with the sock on top of the shoe, possibly causing some chafing on his big toe? Why don’t you just say that you want America to fail? How can we succeed in the world if our president has a sore on his big toe?

    I liked it better when there was some patriotism around here…

  22. BuckDilled says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    BHO’s shoes are like his words; he has to turn them around, upside down and inside out to get them to fit.
    Biden trying to open his mouth and not inserting a foot = FAIL.
    Conclusion: America has a foot fetish? Or maybe the non-mensroom toe tappers and real patriots and freedom lovers are just waiting to put a boot up some political bum.

  23. urmom says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Anon,

    As much as I dislike Obama, as much as I know his communist tendencies will screw us up big time, as much as I think his wife unattractive, as much as I am ashamed of what he did to the Prime Minister of Britain, as much as Obama reeks of a high school drop out playing with a nuclear reactor, as much as Obama hates our country, as much as I know, in the end, Obama will phail us.

    I still have more patriotism and more support for him (Him?) than the entire left did for G.W. throughout his entire Presidency.

  24. FreemonSandlewould says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Yah know I tap my toes all the time. I hope it does not mean anything! Let me make one thing perfectly clear I do not clink my ring. I am not a ring clinker.

  25. 4 of 7 says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Waiting for the other shoe to drop?

  26. BillyRayBob says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    When he is finished using the men’s room and trying to remember to tuck ‘Little Hussein’ back inside his fly BEFORE he zips up…

    I hope he fails.

    Just imagine White House press secretary Robert Gibbs running around yelling “Franks & Beans! Franks & Beans!”

  27. BuckDilled says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    It is dutifully noted that Freemon’s piercings are strategically placed so as not to clink.

    Meeting adjourned.

  28. HCG says:
    March 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    Damned racist crackers!

  29. Eros says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 2:54 am

    Actually, I’m sure “Our Savior” has a TelePromTer next to his bead upon which Sorros has uploaded daily instructions on how to dress. Mistakes may occur, though, if The One has failed to remove the bucket that got stuck on his head the night before. Then again, if I had to wake up next to Michelle every morning, I’d probably be filled with enough dread not to pay attention to how I dressed.

    #12 Jimmy….thanks in advance for all the nightmares to come!

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