Comments on: Obama’s Speech Tonight http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:33:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: 5 of 7 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24680 5 of 7 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:12:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24680 "... So it getting any huger is their fault."? Tongue-in-cheek, indeed! We used to play a game with a balloon and an airpump. When it was your turn you rolled the dice and added that many pumps of air into the balloon. If the balloon burst while you had the air pump, you got eliminated. It didn't matter how many pumps the other players had put in. The only way to prevent the balloon from bursting was to Stop Inflating It. “… So it getting any huger is their fault.”? Tongue-in-cheek, indeed!

We used to play a game with a balloon and an airpump. When it was your turn you rolled the dice and added that many pumps of air into the balloon. If the balloon burst while you had the air pump, you got eliminated.

It didn’t matter how many pumps the other players had put in. The only way to prevent the balloon from bursting was to Stop Inflating It.

]]> By: DesertElephant http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24611 DesertElephant Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:59:31 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24611 I'm thinking #34 was being a bit tongue in cheek with his/her comment. As least I hope so. If not, I'm going to be spending all day trying to figure out how someone that retarded managed to figure out how to use the World Wide Web. I’m thinking #34 was being a bit tongue in cheek with his/her comment. As least I hope so. If not, I’m going to be spending all day trying to figure out how someone that retarded managed to figure out how to use the World Wide Web.

]]> By: Plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24572 Plentyobailouts Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:13:35 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24572 Oviously #34 is one of the communists that has their heads in the sand and listen to the leftists media. Get your facts straight before running your mouth round here boy. One thing I cannot tolerate is an idiot commie spoutin off at the mouth without thinking. kind of like the *forbidden* in the White House. BTW has anybody seen my wallet? Oviously #34 is one of the communists that has their heads in the sand and listen to the leftists media. Get your facts straight before running your mouth round here boy. One thing I cannot tolerate is an idiot commie spoutin off at the mouth without thinking. kind of like the *forbidden* in the White House.

BTW has anybody seen my wallet?

]]> By: Me http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24560 Me Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:50:11 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24560 SRPwrd says: March 24th, 2009 at 8:22 pm I hope the Republicans didn’t forget that Obama inherited a huge deficit from them, so it getting any huger is their fault!! <b>Yeah but Obama's CHANGE means that he's supposed to be doing something DIFFERENT!</b> <b>I hope the Dumbocraps soon realize that they are the only ones in charge now and thus have no one else to blame anymore for their EPIC FAIL.</b> SRPwrd says:

March 24th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I hope the Republicans didn’t forget that Obama inherited a huge deficit from them, so it getting any huger is their fault!!

Yeah but Obama’s CHANGE means that he’s supposed to be doing something DIFFERENT!

I hope the Dumbocraps soon realize that they are the only ones in charge now and thus have no one else to blame anymore for their EPIC FAIL.

]]> By: KingJamesTheCapitalist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24558 KingJamesTheCapitalist Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:49:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24558 REPORTER: Mr. President can you please tell what you plan on doing with PETA and how is your budget cutting the deficit? OBAMA: Uhh...... Well you see PETA....uhh.. is agreat orginization.........and uhh.....we plan on......giving them......... nothing. REPORTER: Okay..that was substantial I guess........ So what do you plan on doing about the Deficit? OBAMA: My....uhh... budget plans on....uhhh... Solving for that. REPORTER: How? OBAMA: Welll you see....uhhh.... Geithner is a great guy.....and uhhh...... if the Republicans would stop bickering......uhhh... thankyou for your questions goodnight Ladies and Gentlemen. REPORTER: But how does- LIBERAL_NUTJOB: The Obamessiah has spoken! Dare you question his answer!!! You shall be called racist and ACORN will parade poeple who want you dead in front of your home!!! BLARHAREHARA!!!! REPROTER: I hate my life now..... REPORTER: Mr. President can you please tell what you plan on doing with PETA and how is your budget cutting the deficit?

OBAMA: Uhh…… Well you see PETA….uhh.. is agreat orginization………and uhh…..we plan on……giving them……… nothing.

REPORTER: Okay..that was substantial I guess…….. So what do you plan on doing about the Deficit?

OBAMA: My….uhh… budget plans on….uhhh… Solving for that.

REPORTER: How?

OBAMA: Welll you see….uhhh…. Geithner is a great guy…..and uhhh…… if the Republicans would stop bickering……uhhh… thankyou for your questions goodnight Ladies and Gentlemen.

REPORTER: But how does-

LIBERAL_NUTJOB: The Obamessiah has spoken! Dare you question his answer!!! You shall be called racist and ACORN will parade poeple who want you dead in front of your home!!! BLARHAREHARA!!!!

REPROTER: I hate my life now…..

]]> By: Eros http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24555 Eros Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:09:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24555 I knew there was a good reason I work swing shift. I did hear, though, that Buckethead McTeleprompter gave a reporter from the Communist News Network the "death stare" for asking an unscripted question. That would have almost made it worth an hour of torture... Wait a minuet! Maybe that's what we should do to our "guests" at Gitmo! Make them listen to Obama speeches! That's worse than waterboarding, and since the moonbats sit around and listen with Kool-aid induced smiles on their otherwise zombie-like faces, I don't see how they can complain about (what the rest of us would consider) cruel and unusual punishment! I knew there was a good reason I work swing shift. I did hear, though, that Buckethead McTeleprompter gave a reporter from the Communist News Network the “death stare” for asking an unscripted question. That would have almost made it worth an hour of torture…
Wait a minuet! Maybe that’s what we should do to our “guests” at Gitmo! Make them listen to Obama speeches! That’s worse than waterboarding, and since the moonbats sit around and listen with Kool-aid induced smiles on their otherwise zombie-like faces, I don’t see how they can complain about (what the rest of us would consider) cruel and unusual punishment!

]]> By: raml http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24543 raml Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:56:22 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24543 The teleprompter was on strike, something to do with intelligence or the lack of it, or something anyway what'sface had to settle for a big monitor at the back of the bus (room) . I'm kind of wondering if his feelings were hurt because of all the teleprompter jokes. who cares The teleprompter was on strike, something to do with intelligence or the lack of it, or something anyway what’sface had to settle for a big monitor at the back of the bus (room) .

I’m kind of wondering if his feelings were hurt because of all the teleprompter jokes.

who cares

]]> By: marvin http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24536 marvin Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:43:34 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24536 I slept through it. Did I miss anything? I slept through it. Did I miss anything?

]]> By: KingJamesTheCapitalist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24535 KingJamesTheCapitalist Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:07:07 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24535 Dear God that was boring. And Worthless, when I have to listen to Rainbow Warrior here talk at least I can least hope that it sounds so good I'll forget what he talks about. And if he is cutting the military as much as he said I am moving to ****ing South Korea forget this man! Dear God that was boring. And Worthless, when I have to listen to Rainbow Warrior here talk at least I can least hope that it sounds so good I’ll forget what he talks about. And if he is cutting the military as much as he said I am moving to ****ing South Korea forget this man!

]]> By: blackhelicopter http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24533 blackhelicopter Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:56:18 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24533 new drinking game!!!! every time you hear" uuuhhhh" take a drink! guaranteed to have alcohol poisioning in 30 minutes or less! I'd rather listen to Bill Clinton talk.... at least it's not like being in high school speech class. new drinking game!!!! every time you hear” uuuhhhh” take a drink! guaranteed to have alcohol poisioning in 30 minutes or less! I’d rather listen to Bill Clinton talk…. at least it’s not like being in high school speech class.

]]> By: blackhelicopter http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24532 blackhelicopter Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:35:55 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24532 one more thing... why does everything have to be "not just my opinion", many other democrats, such as John McCain believe the same thing... "that's not just my opinion", 4 out of 5 dentists/crack whores/union workers agree with me. one more thing… why does everything have to be “not just my opinion”, many other democrats, such as John McCain believe the same thing… “that’s not just my opinion”, 4 out of 5 dentists/crack whores/union workers agree with me.

]]> By: blackhelicopter http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24531 blackhelicopter Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:33:38 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24531 uhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhuh uhhhhhhhhhh huuuhuhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuuh uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh, uuuhhh, uuhhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhuh uhhhhhhhhhh huuuhuhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuuh uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh, uuuhhh, uuhhhhhhhhhhh,

]]> By: SRPwrd http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24530 SRPwrd Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:22:15 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24530 I hope the Republicans didn't forget that Obama inherited a huge deficit from them, so it getting any huger is their fault!! I hope the Republicans didn’t forget that Obama inherited a huge deficit from them, so it getting any huger is their fault!!

]]> By: blackhelicopter http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24528 blackhelicopter Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:19:58 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24528 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA um lets just pass this, let someone else figure out the "technical details". Meaning how the hell is all this crazy communist crap going to work? I dunno, let someone else figure it out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA um lets just pass this, let someone else figure out the “technical details”. Meaning how the hell is all this crazy communist crap going to work? I dunno, let someone else figure it out.

]]> By: IH8Socialist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24525 IH8Socialist Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:55:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24525 Also don't forget to get your Obama collector coin set, Obama knife and fork set, Obama night lite, and your hand signed by Obama himself first edition Obamanomics for dummies free with purchases of 1 trillion dollars or more Also don’t forget to get your Obama collector coin set, Obama knife and fork set, Obama night lite, and your hand signed by Obama himself first edition Obamanomics for dummies free with purchases of 1 trillion dollars or more

]]> By: erg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24523 erg Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:50:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24523 "American Idol" will be pre-empted tonight to bring you "America : Idle" . I hope I didn't just steal Barack's punchline for tonight. “American Idol” will be pre-empted tonight to bring you “America : Idle” . I hope I didn’t just steal Barack’s punchline for tonight.

]]> By: erg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24522 erg Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:45:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24522 Tonight's television special event is going to be the one talking to the camera directly to Aqua-velajaid now that You-Tube diplomacy broke down. Barac flailed his arms in frustration from losing mouse navigation due to dust build-up in the rollers of his ball mouse. He then accused Velva is stealing the 'W' off his keyboard. Tonight’s television special event is going to be the one talking to the camera directly to Aqua-velajaid now that You-Tube diplomacy broke down. Barac flailed his arms in frustration from losing mouse navigation due to dust build-up in the rollers of his ball mouse. He then accused Velva is stealing the ‘W’ off his keyboard.

]]> By: Idaho Spud http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24519 Idaho Spud Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:39:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24519 I want everybody to relate to tonights historical moment! Call right now and I can ship you your own Barack Obama collectable plate and stand or you can buy the Barack Obama pen and pencil desk set. I also have on hand the Barack Obama refurbished chinese condom so you can actually go screw yourself before Barry does. The Barack Obama zip gun is a nice addition to your historical collection and when it seems like it can't get any worse, just put the end of the zipper in your mouth and click the spring activator. For the ladies how about the Michelle Obama historical gardening sweat outfit or the Michelle Obama gardening spade. THIS JUST IN: Your own Barack Obama personal home teleprompter. Do you have trouble saying the right words at the right time? The Barack Obama personal home teleprompter will have you speaking to friends, neighbors and family with eloquence and articulating thoughts that no one in your inbred family has ever come close to. Remember, if you are a member of Acorn you get a special discount that allows you to pay 25% more for any item in this historical collection. Phone lines are open now! I want everybody to relate to tonights historical moment! Call right now and I can ship you your own Barack Obama collectable plate and stand or you can buy the Barack Obama pen and pencil desk set. I also have on hand the Barack Obama refurbished chinese condom so you can actually go screw yourself before Barry does. The Barack Obama zip gun is a nice addition to your historical collection and when it seems like it can’t get any worse, just put the end of the zipper in your mouth and click the spring activator. For the ladies how about the Michelle Obama historical gardening sweat outfit or the Michelle Obama gardening spade.

THIS JUST IN: Your own Barack Obama personal home teleprompter. Do you have trouble saying the right words at the right time? The Barack Obama personal home teleprompter will have you speaking to friends, neighbors and family with eloquence and articulating thoughts that no one in your inbred family has ever come close to. Remember, if you are a member of Acorn you get a special discount that allows you to pay 25% more for any item in this historical collection. Phone lines are open now!

]]> By: PammyV http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24518 PammyV Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:37:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24518 Oh, I'm sure Obama knows how to pronounce Beethoven....you know the series of movies about some dogs. Oh, I’m sure Obama knows how to pronounce Beethoven….you know the series of movies about some dogs.

]]> By: Carolynp http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24517 Carolynp Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:31:31 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24517 Silicon Valley Jim says: March 24th, 2009 at 7:08 pm I love Beth oven Jim. I like her too, but, then, I like all the Oven sisters. They’re really hot! Heh! Silicon Valley Jim says:

March 24th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I love Beth oven Jim.

I like her too, but, then, I like all the Oven sisters. They’re really hot!

Heh!

]]> By: Silicon Valley Jim http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24516 Silicon Valley Jim Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:08:20 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24516 <i>I love Beth oven Jim.</i> I like her too, but, then, I like all the Oven sisters. They're really hot! I love Beth oven Jim.

I like her too, but, then, I like all the Oven sisters. They’re really hot!

]]> By: IH8Socialist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24515 IH8Socialist Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:04:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24515 maybe listen to some shoe pan maybe listen to some shoe pan

]]> By: IH8Socialist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24514 IH8Socialist Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:02:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24514 that be the oven that be the oven

]]> By: Carolynp http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24513 Carolynp Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:57:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24513 I love Beth oven Jim. I love Beth oven Jim.

]]> By: IH8Socialist http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/obamas-speech-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-24512 IH8Socialist Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:43:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3646#comment-24512 remember when TV only had like 3 channels ? It really sucked when the president would speak........It was like mom the president on all 3 channels again! Then the response would be well go read a book or play in the street or something. remember when TV only had like 3 channels ? It really sucked when the president would speak……..It was like mom the president on all 3 channels again! Then the response would be well go read a book or play in the street or something.

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