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I hear that AIG, tired of paying out insurance policies, took out an insurance policy on the American economy with Lloyd’s of London. If the economy collapses, they make trillions!
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March 18th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
What!?? We haven’t Bailed Out Lloyd’s of London yet???
I Blame Bush!
March 18th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
That’s a sure bet with That One in office. Not to mention with all these retarded congressmen making death threats and the like. Just heard one of the bastards saying he wants to kill all the AIG people and their families with piano wire. Have they never heard of a legally binding contract? It’s all just a smoke screen for the foreign crap that the government no doubt orchestrated any way. The government controls AIG and they’re purposely setting it up as a pariah so that they can usurp more power from the people. 2010 can’t get here fast enough. Vote Lechteron in 2020 (Cuz I actually respect the constitution and won’t run until I’m old enough but hey Inauguration Day is my birthday. That has to mean something.) I should start forming a list now of all the people to charge with treason.
March 18th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
LOL, like the euopean socialists haven’t crashed their own economies enough not to be able to bail out LLoyd’s, once it has to payoff AIG. Of course as a congradulatory rerward for accepting such a senseless insurance policy, LLoyd’s executives are awarding themselves 1.6 trillion obmeuros in bonuses. tim geitner of course approved this in july when he and hillary met with barney the frank to concoct the scheme, whereby they loaded up heavily with AIG stock, and took out a trillion dollar insurance policy with LLoyd’s against government medling in AIG.
March 18th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
2012 be comin’ a wee bit early, perhaps.
Send in the meteors and asteroids – with trumpets!
And may an asteroid fall on Barney Frank’s pointed head.
March 18th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Too late! I already did that. Why do you think I’m trying to destroy the USofKKKA economy?
Aside from My being pure evil and such, I mean….
March 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Yeah. Britain is printing money out of nowhere as fast as we are. Maybe LLoyds can write an I.O.U.
[England had been around longer and thus has better credit. -Ed.]
March 18th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
They could also just Knight everyone who has money coming and give them a pogo stick to go jump in a lake with?
March 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
That’s fine as long as they don’t pay out bonuses due to employees, travel in private jets, or throw elaborate parties…only Obama and Congress are allowed to do such things.
March 18th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
…Lloyd’s got the last laugh, however.
If the economy does collapse,
AIG gets paid in American Dollars.
March 18th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
It does not matter who pays who , who gets bailed out , who lives it up on tax dollars— It all ends the same way—The American tax payer will be forced to grab their ankles .
March 18th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Lloyds wouldn’t write a policy like that unless they were paid in full up front.
(Maybe That’s where the money went!)
March 18th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
I have a better idea! Why don’t we all place bets on which company is going to fail first with money we don’t have! We can make millions if we win and if we lose we can make billions after our bailout!
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
So what are the Vegas odds AIG going under? What are the odds on Obama’s administration putting the USA under? It really is just a crap shoot at this point, isn’t it?