Comrades Barack Obama, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev
Comrades Barack Obama, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev

“My new comrade.”

That’s what Russian president Dmitry Medvedev called Barack Obama.

Heck, we’ve known his as Comrade Obama for some time.

I’m just waiting on a bailout bill to include a provision for a new song to replace the Star Spangled Banner.

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Suicide for All

Usually I’m dismissive of slippery-slope arguments — I find them to be intellectually lazy — but you allow euthanasia for the really sick and apparently it’s not long until someone says, “We should allow suicides for everybody!” Yes, the president of the leading suicide clinic thinks suicides are a “marvelous possibility” and should be allowed to anyone who wants them who is mentally sound — mentally sound and wanting to commit suicide.

I’m just glad there is an ocean between us and Europe. We should fill it with sea monsters (like Predator X) to be on the safe side, though.

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New Party

Newt Gingrich was talking about the possible need for forming a new party. As we all know, third parties are for crackpots and nut cases and crazy people and the insane and people who live in their parents basement and the socially inept and goobers and hippies and people who turn their skin blue and rejects and freaks and owners of ferrets and weirdos and your mom, but at some point we may have to consider it… or at least consider a name! Here are my ideas:


* Freedomitaritans

* Bitter Clingers

* The Super Awesomes

* American Ronin

* Crat Cutters

* The Anti-Tax, Gun-Loving, Terrorist-Killing Super Fun Group

* Liberty Ninjas

* Cyborg Dino Freedom-Lovers

* Hippie Punchers

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The President Bows to No One!

…except for the King of Saudi Arabia. I hear Obama also gave him two iPods of his speeches.


Part of the reason this is surprising is that, even though I never believed Obama to be Muslim, the type of Muslim I believe him not to be was Shiite.

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I Hope He Fails

When Obama tries to make a saving throw against poison so his 14th level half-elf mage survives a green dragon attack, I hope he fails.

(from Exurbankevin)

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