R.I.P. Perez Hilton

Crowder shoots a big fat fish in a barrel:

Heh. Rednecks are funny.

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“We Will Not Let Them See Us Run”

Here is a neat anecdote about Fred Thompson on his reaction to 9/11 when they were evacuating the Capitol building. A lot of people had the right attitude on 9/11, and it’s quite disheartening to think of all those who died so horribly and we now feel we have the luxury to worry whether putting a caterpillar in the same room as a terrorist is “torture.” We should have remained strong. Any time we look weak, they strive. A society that isn’t sure of itself and its own worth is not going to last.

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Magazine doctored pix of Obama

CNN reports that a magazine recently doctored some pictures of the president:

Washingtonian Magazine changed the color of the president’s shorts and made a few other touch-ups, but media critic Howard Kurtz calls the small adjustments “unethical.”

“While the alternations of this picture might seem to some people to be kind of minor, it is absolutely unethical,” he said.

Our crack research team has found the original pictures. And, sure enough, the color of the president’s shorts was changed. As were “a few other touch-ups.”

Here’s the picture that Washingtonian Magazine published:

Here’s the original:
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Rusty of Musings of a Nut Job has honored IMAO with the “Mutagenics Honorary Tentacle – Awarded to IMAO for Innovative Dinosaur Research” Award.

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Go Green with the Help of a Marine

Marines have always been environmentally conscious, but now they’re starting a new program that should really make liberals happy. They’re going to be selling lifetime carbon offsets. You pay them their fee, and the Marine will then kill someone in a foreign land, effectively offsetting your entire carbon footprint.

The Air Force plans to get into the act too. For a fee, they’ll permanently offset the carbon footprint of an American business by blowing up factories in another country.

Liberals haven’t always been the most supportive of the military, but hopefully that will change when they realize the military does the most good for the environment out of any group out there due to their carbon offset program they’ve been implementing since their beginning. Go green; support the military.

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Random Thoughts

I wonder if liberals have defense courses where they learn how to properly chastise a violent attacker?

Know who is the greenest in government? The Marines. Do you know how big a carbon offset it is if you actually kill someone?

Is there anything as beautiful as a well-formated SQL statement? Maybe a sunset. Maybe.

I don’t care what logic, common sense, and thousands of years of history tell you, TORTURE NEVER WORKS!

I wonder if the reason liberals claim torture doesn’t work is because they consider locking a guy in a cell with a caterpillar torture?

No matter how much you torture a caterpillar, you’ll never get it to talk. It may pupate, though.

If we were able to mate a gorilla and an orangutan, we’d get an orange gorilla. It would be unstoppable.

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Who Really Is Obama?

My latest Pajamas Media Column is up. I exposing a shocking truth about the Obama administration.

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