Comments on: Award! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:00:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Liber Ex Machina http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26959 Liber Ex Machina Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:20:21 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26959 Congratulations, You have been selected to recieve the "Barely Literate" Award. Click here to see your highly sought after prize. http://liberexmachina.wordpress.com/2009/04/14/barely-literate-award/ Congratulations,

You have been selected to recieve the “Barely Literate” Award. Click here to see your highly sought after prize.

http://liberexmachina.wordpress.com/2009/04/14/barely-literate-award/

]]> By: Basil http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26895 Basil Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:13:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26895 PammyV: Like Harvey said, Photoshop-talent doesn't matter, and Paint (or GIMP) are good enough. But if you're lazy, there's always this: http://blue-ribbon.signgenerator.net/ PammyV: Like Harvey said, Photoshop-talent doesn’t matter, and Paint (or GIMP) are good enough. But if you’re lazy, there’s always this: http://blue-ribbon.signgenerator.net/

]]> By: Basil http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26892 Basil Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:41:50 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26892 > Son of Bob > April 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm > Oh no, do these fake awards now mean that you’re going to start using the phrase “award-winning” in front of your name everywhere now? Remember on the old Bugs Bunny and Road Runner show, after the whole "Overture, curtain, lights. This is it, the night of nights..." bit, the announcer came on and, as Bugs came up through the trap door, said "Starring that Oscar®-winning rabbit, Bugs Bunny!" Hey, if it was good enough for Bugs Bunny... > Son of Bob
> April 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
> Oh no, do these fake awards now mean that you’re going to start using the phrase “award-winning” in front of your name everywhere now?

Remember on the old Bugs Bunny and Road Runner show, after the whole “Overture, curtain, lights. This is it, the night of nights…” bit, the announcer came on and, as Bugs came up through the trap door, said “Starring that Oscar®-winning rabbit, Bugs Bunny!”

Hey, if it was good enough for Bugs Bunny…

]]> By: midwestconservative http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26881 midwestconservative Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:43:17 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26881 Whats a blog and who would waste their time commenting on them? Whats a blog and who would waste their time commenting on them?

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26873 Jimmy Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:32:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26873 Harvey, Son of Bob is a permanent member of the <b>The Jolly Good Fellows</b> and needs no award. Plus, his father's name is/was Bob and so was mine so that covers it. Harvey, Son of Bob is a permanent member of the The Jolly Good Fellows and needs no award. Plus, his father’s name is/was Bob and so was mine so that covers it.

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26866 MarkoMancuso Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:40:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26866 Just made a submission. ;) Sadly, it sucks very bad. :( Just made a submission. ;)

Sadly, it sucks very bad. :(

]]> By: James Flames http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26865 James Flames Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:37:18 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26865 http://territerri.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sealofawesomeness.jpg http://territerri.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sealofawesomeness.jpg

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26864 MarkoMancuso Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:24:04 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26864 Mmm, shiny prizes. Me want. Mmm, shiny prizes. Me want.

]]> By: Harvey http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26862 Harvey Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:19:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26862 SoB - you realize that if you submit an award, you get a participant ribbon and get to call yourself "an award-winning commenter", right? SoB – you realize that if you submit an award, you get a participant ribbon and get to call yourself “an award-winning commenter”, right?

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26861 Son of Bob Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:14:21 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26861 Oh no, do these fake awards now mean that you're going to start using the phrase "award-winning" in front of your name everywhere now? Award-winning blogger Frank J His award-winning website IMAO.com Ugg Oh no, do these fake awards now mean that you’re going to start using the phrase “award-winning” in front of your name everywhere now?

Award-winning blogger Frank J

His award-winning website IMAO.com

Ugg

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26852 MarkoMancuso Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:29:07 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26852 Sorry, innominatus, I'm too busy clogging IMAO with my crappy comments. Sorry, innominatus, I’m too busy clogging IMAO with my crappy comments.

]]> By: PammyV http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26848 PammyV Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:07:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26848 Well, I'm quite honored to be mentioned in a blog post, so I suppose I will have to work on something with Microsoft Paint ( I think I have that program...see, I really have no clue about these things) Now, if only I could come up with something clever........ Well, I’m quite honored to be mentioned in a blog post, so I suppose I will have to work on something with Microsoft Paint ( I think I have that program…see, I really have no clue about these things)

Now, if only I could come up with something clever……..

]]> By: innominatus http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26847 innominatus Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:00:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26847 <blockquote>ALSO: I’ve received a number of requests by the blogless...</blockquote> You blogless people are beneath contempt! C'mon! Google lets you have all the free blogspot blogs you want. Now get out there and start clogging google's servers with your stupid poems and pictures of your hamster. Those lefty google-istas are flying around in their corporate jets and giving fat money to democrats, and you aren't even wasting any of their server space. Get busy!

ALSO: I’ve received a number of requests by the blogless…

You blogless people are beneath contempt! C’mon! Google lets you have all the free blogspot blogs you want. Now get out there and start clogging google’s servers with your stupid poems and pictures of your hamster. Those lefty google-istas are flying around in their corporate jets and giving fat money to democrats, and you aren’t even wasting any of their server space. Get busy!

]]> By: George guy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26846 George guy Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:54:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26846 Okay, here's a new award: <a href="http://neoprophet.wordpress.com/2009/04/13/imao-early-bird-winner-for-ilw-g-prize-2009/" rel="nofollow">Institute of Legitimate Wisdom Prize for Grandiosity</a> Okay, here’s a new award: Institute of Legitimate Wisdom Prize for Grandiosity

]]> By: Carl http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26843 Carl Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:21:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26843 Okay, Frank. Youse guys need to post more funny, more often. I check you guys out regularly, and the quantity of funny has flagged considerably. My taxes pay your bank's bailouts! Okay, Frank. Youse guys need to post more funny, more often. I check you guys out regularly, and the quantity of funny has flagged considerably. My taxes pay your bank’s bailouts!

]]> By: NunyaB http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26836 NunyaB Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:00:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26836 Well someone's finally done it: an actual Armed Dinosaur award! Awesome. Now all you need is an official award from Teh Fred...something tangible I mean...besides just being mentioned on his show, which is a different level of awesome. Well someone’s finally done it: an actual Armed Dinosaur award! Awesome.

Now all you need is an official award from Teh Fred…something tangible I mean…besides just being mentioned on his show, which is a different level of awesome.

]]> By: innominatus http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26821 innominatus Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:22:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26821 In terms of pure aesthetics, this award stomps! You multiply my feelings of inadequacy! Nicely done! In terms of pure aesthetics, this award stomps! You multiply my feelings of inadequacy! Nicely done!

]]> By: Frank J. http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/award-5/comment-page-1/#comment-26814 Frank J. Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:02:08 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=4000#comment-26814 I want the Society to know that I will do all in my power to honor their mission statement. I want the Society to know that I will do all in my power to honor their mission statement.

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