People are getting worried about the swine flu. It’s probably just alarmism, but here’s some tips anyway to keep healthy:
* If you see any pigs, don’t put your mouth on them.
* Same goes for Mexicans.
* If someone is showing flu symptoms, lock him in the basement or a closet if to avoid infecting others.
* If you start showing flu symptoms, try and hide the fact so you don’t get locked in a basement.
* If flu continues to spread, read Stephen King’s The Stand to prepare for inevitable conflict between good and evil.
Just always remember what Smokey the Bear says: Give a hoot, be prepared for flu.