Comments on: Got Your Goat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:33:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » I Hope He Fails http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25961 IMAO » Blog Archive » I Hope He Fails Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:43:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25961 [...] Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails. (No Ratings Yet)  Loading [...] [...] Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails. (No Ratings Yet)  Loading [...]

]]> By: HCG http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25667 HCG Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:03:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25667 Holy goat! It just hit me. His head isn't stuck in the bucket... he's trying to eat the bucket! Holy goat! It just hit me. His head isn’t stuck in the bucket… he’s trying to eat the bucket!

]]> By: McCoy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25522 McCoy Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:24:16 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25522 This story is not believable. Who would steal a Mazda 323? This story is not believable. Who would steal a Mazda 323?

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25509 Jimmy Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:35:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25509 Quiz Key: 1. bird, bush 2. wall 3. charm 4, pain, pain 5. truth, truth 6. legs 7. dogs, fleas seanmahair, you are clearly NOT an old goat! Quiz Key:

1. bird, bush
2. wall
3. charm
4, pain, pain
5. truth, truth
6. legs
7. dogs, fleas

seanmahair, you are clearly NOT an old goat!

]]> By: seanmahair http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25494 seanmahair Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:36:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25494 1. bird 2. wall 3. charm 4. No clue 5. truth 6. again no clue 7. fleas 1. bird
2. wall
3. charm
4. No clue
5. truth
6. again no clue
7. fleas

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25487 Jimmy Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:09:15 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25487 Actually, isn't it fascinating that Chiefs on US naval vessels are referred to as "Old Goats." And the compartment where they sleep is called the "Goat Locker." (I would not want to be an Old Goat in a Goat Locker.) With this fact in mind, please take the following Quiz and substitute the correct word for goat in the following (warning, they get progressively harder): 1. A goat in the hand is worth two in the goat. 2. You drive me up a goat! 3. The third time's a goat. 4. Don't take away my goat. I need my goat! 5. You want the goat? You can't handle the goat! 6. You're young and on your first set of goats. 7. If you go to bed with goats, you'll get up with goats. So, umm... How'd you do? Actually, isn’t it fascinating that Chiefs on US naval vessels are referred to as “Old Goats.” And the compartment where they sleep is called the “Goat Locker.” (I would not want to be an Old Goat in a Goat Locker.)

With this fact in mind, please take the following Quiz and substitute the correct word for goat in the following (warning, they get progressively harder):

1. A goat in the hand is worth two in the goat.
2. You drive me up a goat!
3. The third time’s a goat.
4. Don’t take away my goat. I need my goat!
5. You want the goat? You can’t handle the goat!
6. You’re young and on your first set of goats.
7. If you go to bed with goats, you’ll get up with goats.

So, umm… How’d you do?

]]> By: seanmahair http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25482 seanmahair Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:13:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25482 Our CIT (commander in thief) managed to turn himself into a donkey today so I don't think this is very far fetched at all. Our CIT (commander in thief) managed to turn himself into a donkey today so I don’t think this is very far fetched at all.

]]> By: AwesometificAmerican http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25458 AwesometificAmerican Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:25:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25458 I was starting to worry for a bit Bob. I was starting to worry for a bit Bob.

]]> By: Peren http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25456 Peren Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:01:34 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25456 Reminds me of <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/31/cult.child.death/index.html?eref=rss_latest" rel="nofollow">this</a>. Reminds me of this.

]]> By: Mikee http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25451 Mikee Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:30:10 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25451 A goat is a meat source, not a criminal. Barbecue the goat, and if the criminal shows up later, prosecute the criminal. If the criminal actually did turn into a goat, too bad. It is still tasty cabrito! A goat is a meat source, not a criminal. Barbecue the goat, and if the criminal shows up later, prosecute the criminal.

If the criminal actually did turn into a goat, too bad. It is still tasty cabrito!

]]> By: Newt Gingrich http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25449 Newt Gingrich Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:21:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25449 That's the witch that turned me into a newt! Build a bridge out of her! That’s the witch that turned me into a newt!
Build a bridge out of her!

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25448 Son of Bob Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:59:19 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25448 Awesome, Alright, you got me. Aside from the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinski scandal, I've never actually heard anyone make an excuse for having sex with a goat. Awesome,

Alright, you got me. Aside from the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinski scandal, I’ve never actually heard anyone make an excuse for having sex with a goat.

]]> By: Plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25446 Plentyobailouts Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:48:01 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25446 Just wow! I would expect this kind of behavioral deviance from a kenyan, but nigerians aren't usually devolved enough to have stupid thoughts. Maybe if they were not so busy becomming goats, they would have time to evolve. Just wow! I would expect this kind of behavioral deviance from a kenyan, but nigerians aren’t usually devolved enough to have stupid thoughts. Maybe if they were not so busy becomming goats, they would have time to evolve.

]]> By: DesertElephant http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25442 DesertElephant Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:35:45 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25442 So does this mean that our Native-Born-African-In-Chief may actually be a goat with mad black magic skills? It WOULD explain almost everything since January. So does this mean that our Native-Born-African-In-Chief may actually be a goat with mad black magic skills? It WOULD explain almost everything since January.

]]> By: AwesometificAmerican http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25434 AwesometificAmerican Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:40:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25434 #6, Bob, how often do you hear those type of excuses for that to be the worst one you have ever heard? #6, Bob, how often do you hear those type of excuses for that to be the worst one you have ever heard?

]]> By: Eros http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25432 Eros Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:35:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25432 Why not believe it? Our current POTUS is a weasel that was magically transformed into human form. I just happened to catch the original "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" last night. It's amazing. I think they were not only warning us about what was happening to Hollywood, but the onslaught of liberals and the eventual Obamanation...they're all pod people! Why not believe it? Our current POTUS is a weasel that was magically transformed into human form.
I just happened to catch the original “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” last night. It’s amazing. I think they were not only warning us about what was happening to Hollywood, but the onslaught of liberals and the eventual Obamanation…they’re all pod people!

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25430 Son of Bob Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:17:59 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25430 Wow, that's the worst excuse I ever heard from some guys who got caught trying to have sex with a goat. Wow, that’s the worst excuse I ever heard from some guys who got caught trying to have sex with a goat.

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25423 MarkoMancuso Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:40:20 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25423 In Obama America, goats arrest YOU!!! In Obama America, goats arrest YOU!!!

]]> By: AwesometificAmerican http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25422 AwesometificAmerican Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:33:45 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25422 Well we may not have ways to deal with criminals that can change themselves into a goat, but we are getting close with that story yesterday where some nut job submitted a guilty plea for killing her child on the condition that it be withdrawn if the child resurrects in accordance to her cults teachings. Well we may not have ways to deal with criminals that can change themselves into a goat, but we are getting close with that story yesterday where some nut job submitted a guilty plea for killing her child on the condition that it be withdrawn if the child resurrects in accordance to her cults teachings.

]]> By: Lechteron http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25421 Lechteron Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:33:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25421 If he turned into a goat would he than have the intelligence of a goat and forget how to use his black magic thus leaving him stuck as a goat? <i>[Your ignorance of black magic is appalling. -Ed.]</i> If he turned into a goat would he than have the intelligence of a goat and forget how to use his black magic thus leaving him stuck as a goat?

[Your ignorance of black magic is appalling. -Ed.]

]]> By: DamnCat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25419 DamnCat Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:29:31 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25419 If they decide on capital punishment for the goat, would eating it be cannibalism? Not that that would stop Nigerians. (uh oh - I'm in trouble now) If they decide on capital punishment for the goat, would eating it be cannibalism?

Not that that would stop Nigerians.
(uh oh – I’m in trouble now)

]]> By: Andrew http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/04/got-your-goat/comment-page-1/#comment-25418 Andrew Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:28:22 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=3792#comment-25418 Why does it have to be black magic? Racist! Why does it have to be black magic? Racist!

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