I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on April 6, 2009 8:43 am

When Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails.

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15 Responses to “I Hope He Fails”

1. Dr. Mayhem says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 9:07 am

   I’ve kept up with the meme this far, but why would you not want Obama to turn into a goat?

2. DamnCat says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 9:25 am

   I’m OK with him turning into a goat
   as long as he stays that way.

3. Peren says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 9:58 am

   Because if Obama turned into a goat, the Taliban would kidnap him and say “Hey, Americans! Have we… gotten your goat?!? LOL WUT??” and then we’d have to explain to them that it’s goad, not goat, and they might be so pissed that we ruined their pun that they’d probably just send him back.

4. DamnCat says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 10:03 am

   Peren says:
   if Obama turned into a goat, the Taliban would kidnap him

   Man, knowing how they love their goats, I don’t even want to think about what they’d do to Obama-goat.

   Actually, I do want to think about it…..HA, HA!

5. Son of Bob says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 11:22 am

   No offense Frank, but I think we may all agree that we do, in fact, wish Obama would be successful in turning into a goat. Perhaps for no other reason than just to hear Chris Matthews talk about what a smart move it was for him to do so, and how this is only the 3rd or 4th time in his life that a goat made a tingly feeling go up his leg.

6. Jimmy says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 11:35 am

   I’m just confused by this. Do we want him to fail at using black magic, or, fail at turning into a goat?? The guy’s clearly not smart enough to understand black magic. But the goat thing… it might be an improvement. He could be tethered on the south lawn and eat White House trash.

7. MarkoMancuso says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 11:54 am

   When Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails.

   Racist!

8. Rick says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

   No, no, I hope he succeeds…and then fails when he tries to change back!

9. Plentyobailouts says:
   April 6th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

   Frank J, I think he has laready failed. How else would one explain that wife.

10. DesertElephant says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Well, yeah, he failed at turning HIMSELF into a goat, but what a success when he tried it on Michelle. So he’s batting .500

11. Live Free Or Die says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    When O-bah-muhh tries to evade questions while the self-aware teleprompter is busy launching nukes, I hope he fails.

12. Mgbfred says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    The genes aren’t compatible, you can’t change an ass into a goat. Besides that, who want’s “Joe the Biden” as POTUS? BTW- Who comes after Pelosi? How far DOWN the chain do we need to go to find someone competent?
    Never mind, I don’t think I want to know

13. island girl says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Actually, B. Hussein’s O uh, uh, has uh, already made uh, uh, plans to uh, INGEST uh, some pure COCAINE and fill his tum tum tummy to smuggle the dope into the uh white stuff house. He is rubbing his uh, hands in glee with antici pa pa nation. . .

14. IMAO » Blog Archive » He’s Still the President links:
    April 7th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    [...] was discouraged to see how many commenters yesterday said they hoped that Obama would turn into a goat and stay that way. Despite my own differences with Obama, he is the President of the United States and it would not [...]

15. harleycowboy says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    The spell is beginning to work. He’s already turned into a jackass.

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