Comments on: I Hope He Fails

By: harleycowboy

harleycowboy — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:14:49 +0000

The spell is beginning to work. He’s already turned into a jackass.

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » He’s Still the President

IMAO » Blog Archive » He’s Still the President — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:36:33 +0000

[...] was discouraged to see how many commenters yesterday said they hoped that Obama would turn into a goat and stay that way. Despite my own differences with Obama, he is the President of the United States and it would not [...]

By: island girl

island girl — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:42:41 +0000

Actually, B. Hussein’s O uh, uh, has uh, already made uh, uh, plans to uh, INGEST uh, some pure COCAINE and fill his tum tum tummy to smuggle the dope into the uh white stuff house. He is rubbing his uh, hands in glee with antici pa pa nation. . .

By: Mgbfred

Mgbfred — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:13:30 +0000

The genes aren’t compatible, you can’t change an ass into a goat. Besides that, who want’s “Joe the Biden” as POTUS? BTW- Who comes after Pelosi? How far DOWN the chain do we need to go to find someone competent?
Never mind, I don’t think I want to know

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:00:17 +0000

When O-bah-muhh tries to evade questions while the self-aware teleprompter is busy launching nukes, I hope he fails.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:27:46 +0000

Well, yeah, he failed at turning HIMSELF into a goat, but what a success when he tried it on Michelle. So he’s batting .500

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:19:29 +0000

Frank J, I think he has laready failed. How else would one explain that wife.

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:29:59 +0000

No, no, I hope he succeeds…and then fails when he tries to change back!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:54:15 +0000

When Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails.

Racist!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:35:56 +0000

I’m just confused by this. Do we want him to fail at using black magic, or, fail at turning into a goat?? The guy’s clearly not smart enough to understand black magic. But the goat thing… it might be an improvement. He could be tethered on the south lawn and eat White House trash.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:22:51 +0000

No offense Frank, but I think we may all agree that we do, in fact, wish Obama would be successful in turning into a goat. Perhaps for no other reason than just to hear Chris Matthews talk about what a smart move it was for him to do so, and how this is only the 3rd or 4th time in his life that a goat made a tingly feeling go up his leg.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:03:43 +0000

Peren says:
if Obama turned into a goat, the Taliban would kidnap him

Man, knowing how they love their goats, I don’t even want to think about what they’d do to Obama-goat.

Actually, I do want to think about it…..HA, HA!

By: Peren

Peren — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:58:45 +0000

Because if Obama turned into a goat, the Taliban would kidnap him and say “Hey, Americans! Have we… gotten your goat?!? LOL WUT??” and then we’d have to explain to them that it’s goad, not goat, and they might be so pissed that we ruined their pun that they’d probably just send him back.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:25:50 +0000

I’m OK with him turning into a goat
as long as he stays that way.

By: Dr. Mayhem

Dr. Mayhem — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:07:23 +0000

I’ve kept up with the meme this far, but why would you not want Obama to turn into a goat?