Comments on: I Hope He Fails

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:40:35 +0000

Happy Aniversary!

No corsairs at Fiddler’s Green! Freebooters and Privateers only! (and guests).

By: john of utah

john of utah — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:03:13 +0000

Fail on O’ bama fail on…

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:04:23 +0000

Maybe it’s the “winsome, slender sailor’s wife” image that comes through here – or the female warrior thing. You know what they say about Celts, seanmahair – you definitely don’t want to make them angry. The good thing is that when it’s over and if you’re still alive, they forgive easily.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:56:14 +0000

32 years ago you’d probably have gotten a good show, now it’s something akin to a bad B horror flick. The Wreck of the Hesperus or Is Gravity Getting You Down would be good titles, others come to mind but they aren’t PG rated.

(the spouse and I are celebrating 32 years of marriage=seems like only yesterday he was a tall skinny sailor and I was a winsome, slender sailors wife. Ah how time flies when you’re having fun.)

By: raml

raml — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:58:44 +0000

This section is supposed to be funny ?? But aren’t all these comments true ?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:38:17 +0000

But then again I am descended from folks who painted themselves blue and went screaming into battle in an almost trancelike state” -Celtic Warrioress

Ummm, okay, I’d watch that.

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:38:41 +0000

“These lame commenters are a bit played out (not that they were ever amusing).”
- Basil

How ironic that you would say this!

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:15:13 +0000

It is seriously past time to do something about Somali pirates. Whether the captain lives or dies, hoisting the with their own petards, drawing and quartering not to mention, running then through with a pig blood soaked rusty cutlass sound about right. Whatever we do it should be seriously horrific thus providing the impetus for them to never do it again.

But then again I am descended from folks who painted themselves blue and went screaming into battle in an almost trancelike state, so I’m usually a little over the top. Still I’m thinking it’s past time.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:58:19 +0000

Barak L’Effete will send Jacque, the Surrender Monkey to parley( French word, figures…)terms. Mistress Hillary will suggest paying off the Warlords of Somalia ( It worked for Captain Stabbin’ Bill Clinton). Back on topic , when O-bah-muhh trie to talk like a man (“Take you stinking paws off me,you damned dirty ape!”), I hope he fails.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:15:25 +0000

A pirate steals the property of others in an aggressive attack. That pretty much describes the day-to-day operations of the entire Obama administration. So, actually, Obama would feel right at home with these guys.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:19:01 +0000

Obama already talks like a pirate…….a butt pirate.

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:18:33 +0000

These lame commenters are a bit played out (not that they were ever amusing).

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:17:30 +0000

This “I hope he fails” bit is played out (not that it was ever amusing).

By: PammyV

PammyV — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:17:20 +0000

My comment went to moderation! hmmm….what word did I use that was on teh list??????

By: PammyV

PammyV — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:16:17 +0000

The only pirate I hear speak on a regular basis is Mr Krabs…….but I think BHO would sound more similar to Sponge Bob.

By: Idaho Spud

Idaho Spud — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:34:43 +0000

After reviewin’ t’ crisis in t’ indian ocean me has consulted with me lovely buxom beauty t’ first wench. She says t’ me what t’ hell do them white mothers expectn’ of you anyway? Us bled and slaved un been robbed o’ our dignity all this time and we’s supposed to stop what we be doin’ over a few gentlemen o’ fortune who be tryin’ t’ earn an honest buck?

We be not a bunch o’ squiffys see here. Yo ho ho ye scurvy dogs. If we was t’ do somethin’ would be to cut your own lily-livered black heart out of ye scallywag body and feed it t’ t’ fishes.

Now if you was t’ have a booty for me full o’doubloons we may have a thin’ t’ parley for. I be thinkin’ some candy for t’ nose as well if you get me drift. But never forget me bucko I bow t’ no one exceptin’ a Muslim who be me leader and who bends me over to make me into a lass.

I have said all I be goin’ t’ say for t’ matter. T’ captain can go t’ Davy Jones’ Locker for all me care and t’ corsairs be a goin’ t’ fiddlers green. Me be done with it now. It be time t’ have pizza!

By: T.N. Amaps

T.N. Amaps — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:53:21 +0000

Arrr – ugala!

By: The Mulatto Maker

The Mulatto Maker — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:26:08 +0000

When I try to make a comment at IMAO and spell my name right, I hope I fail. I succeeded at fail.

By: The Mulatoo Maker

The Mulatoo Maker — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:25:18 +0000

Well, he still has until September to figure it out.