Comments on: It’s Earth Day!

By: Bob A

Bob A — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:50:33 +0000

There is no reliable scientific evidence to support the 4 billion year old earth. Its a fairly tale and a scam!

By: RightWingWhacko

RightWingWhacko — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:49:42 +0000

Missy McCain! She owes me ten bucks! Do not sit around on uranus on earth day.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:48:29 +0000

“One that’s young and hip. One that’s not your typical planet. One that not afraid of wearing black, getting tattoos, and having gay friends. An earth for the future.”

That was a sweet shot at Missy McCain

By: Carolynp

Carolynp — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:46:53 +0000

It’s also secretary’s day. My friend wants to celebrate both equally, so he’s circulating a petition to compost the receptionist.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:49:35 +0000

Are those 4,543,823,194 “sidereal years,” Frank, or Julian, tropical, anomalistic, draconic, Gaussian or Besselian ? It could make a difference to the length of Obama’s term.

By: marvin

marvin — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:06:45 +0000

4,543,823,194 years old? I know FrankJ is probably either just making the number up, or read it off of Wikipedia, and thus it is probably equally wrong. However, let us say that you could go back in time, to that long ago, and establish a special savings account with some alien race that paid a dollar a day. Would that account have enough money in it to pay off Obama’s budget plan? No.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:41:44 +0000

1)Bawny Fwank wants to conquer Uranus. 2) 4.5+ Billion human years is only ~6000 Earth years. She’s got tatoos,they’re called continents, by humans. 3) She wears black at night, you just can’t see it ‘cuz it’s DARK. 4) Saturn is reputed to be older than Earth(by a few human millenia), and plundered by the Jupiterians 1billion human years ago. 5) The rings of Saturn used to be moons, until the Jupiterians NUKED them. The Saturnian Surrender Monkeys vacated Saturn for Uranus, where they fling poo in Saturns general direction. 6) Meteors are fossilized Saturnian Surrender Monkey poo, as is the ASSteroid belt. Just in case you wondered.

By: Nathan Fellows

Nathan Fellows — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:34:12 +0000

i prefer to call it industrial revolution day

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:43:00 +0000

In keeping with celebrating the bounty that Mother Earth provides, my annual Earth Day tradition consists of driving my SUV into the forest early in the morning, keeping the motor running so I can stay warm. Then I take out my 30.06 and shoot a baby deer. Next, with a gas-guzzling Husqvarna I chop down a tree for use as firewood to convert the aforementioned doe into soft, tender venison. The leftover wood will come home for use in my woodstove. After enjoying my meal with a fine cigar, I’ll shoot a few more critters to save for later, then head back into town for a drunken night of hippie-punching fun at their filthy vegetarian restaurant.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:08:46 +0000

It’s funny the way Earth Day coincides with Hippie Punching Day…

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:04:53 +0000

I love punching, kicking, and running over hippes on Earth Day……..

By: ChrisA

ChrisA — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:08:10 +0000

I thought there already was a Saturn Day and it involved great savings on cars….

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:34:37 +0000

I think the real crime here is that this earth day overshadows the real important thing today. Its lenins birthday. One of the most beloved and influential leaders of all time, save that of that one. He is the reason that marxism worked so well for the soviets. Save for that one, there has never been a better leader in all of earths history. Celebrate the earth, celebrate lenin, celebrate that one!!1111!

/sarc

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:32:00 +0000

Happy birthday, Ernie!

I’d wish the same to the Earth – but what did it ever do for me?

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:07:37 +0000

What?! Some shmucks out there get the day off for Earth Day? Not only is it Earth Day, but it’s my birthday too, and here I am working all day like a useful, productive member of society. Maybe I’ll have a big bonfire tonight to celebrate my utter disdain for hippies and everything they stand for.

By: Alan

Alan — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:45:51 +0000

But we all got a day off from work and school. That’s kinda nice.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:40:14 +0000

Earth Day, oh yeah, right, Earth Day!! Signed……The lawn in Central Park the day after Earth Day.

By: Michael R.

Michael R. — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:29:43 +0000

To hell with Earth Day. Be a true man and celebrate Arbor Day. With Arbor Day, you plant trees, which is a lot of work. You dig holes, you lift up trees and you wrestle them into place. The trees provide shade when they grow larger. With Earth Day, you hang out with hippies in the hot sun.

By: G Fresh

G Fresh — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:28:27 +0000

“Then we could celebrate Saturn Day every year, and it would be a much better holiday.”

Especially considering that one year on Saturn equals 29 1/2 years on Earth. We’d only have to celebrate that inane holiday two, maybe three times in our life. Good thinking, FrankJ. Let’s do it! Plus, conquering Saturn would be a good testing ground to try out our space-based dinosaurs with rocket launchers.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:25:17 +0000

We are an arrogant earth. We are no better than any other planet. We don’t even pick up our garbage after missions to the moon or Mars, so why should the earth get special treatment?

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:21:49 +0000

we should be getting a new earth by now. One that’s young and hip

Yeah because that’s working out SO well in the POTUS.