Comments on: Know Thy Enemy: Pirates – Ver 2.0

By: NYC Wench

NYC Wench — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:45:32 +0000

Teleprompter Messiah (#19) I heart u very much. I never thought that ANYTHING remotely connected to the obama administration would make me smile – THANKS !

By: NYC Wench

NYC Wench — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:41:33 +0000

Forget Aquaman – Teleprompter Messiah is my HERO !!!

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By: raml

raml — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:05:54 +0000

This one ell of an improvement over twittering

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By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:48:11 +0000

When I heard about the dolphins protecting the Chinese ships I thought, “Oh No! Aquaman has gone over to the Reds! Who’s going to tell Frank!”

By: Ed the Pastor

Ed the Pastor — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 04:00:53 +0000

Do you think pirates are on Janet Napolitano’s list?

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:30:28 +0000

An Oldsmobile Cutlass DOES cut down a pirate rather nicely thank you very much. You just need to catch them on shore leave!

An Olds Delmont 88 with a Massachusetts Senator behind the wheel is as good as a Cutlass.

By: cactusod

cactusod — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:00:48 +0000

Frank…wrong again. It’s “Shiver the Timber!”…not shake, fer crissakes.

Historically, the phrase came from specific actions performed by pirates at sea for many months on end, with no ‘booty’ in sight. It was a precursor to the modern “Pinki Genitalia Awareness Week” that we now celebrate.

Sheesh…you need to study more.

By: Mgbfred

Mgbfred — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:45:05 +0000

Yes ChrisA, An Oldsmobile Cutlass DOES cut down a pirate rather nicely thank you very much. You just need to catch them on shore leave!

By: ChrisA

ChrisA — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:26:09 +0000

“Pirates are vulnerable to cutlasses”

They have a thing for Oldsmobiles?

By: jul

jul — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:14:50 +0000

Too funny…let’s see…which one is the best;

…“Arr!” faded into an “Eh”….no,

…”surrounded by pirates, ask for “parlay”…escape while they look that up on Wikipedia.” ah,

…”avoid getting attacked by pirates by draping a sign over the side of your vessel: “Radio Broken”…hmmmmm,no,

…”actually it’s the parrot on his shoulder. Take the bird out first!”

That’s the one…an elderly parrot lets us live here…I pity the fool who would mess with him!

By: Teleprompter Messiah

Teleprompter Messiah — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:05:54 +0000

Fun Pirate Fact: Long Dong Silver was not a Somali pirate but could have been.

Fun pirate fact: Why did Somalia get pirates and America get Maxine Waters, John Murtha, Barney Frank and Chris Dodd? Somalis have high ethical standards for their pirates.

Fun pirate fact: Most profitable plunder: cargo of Saudi sex slaves; Least profitable plunder: Madeline Albright, Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton.

Fun pirate fact: “Talk Like a Pirate Day” in Somalia know as “Talk Like an Obama Cabinet Secretary Day”.

Fun pirate fact: Only two groups in this world believe in stealing the product of the hard work of others for redistribution: Somali pirates and the Democrat National Committee.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:34:03 +0000

Teleprompter Messiah said:

Fun pirate fact: Pittsburgh Pirates are to professional baseball as Somali Pirates are to US Navy Seals. Feel the suckage pirates.

That’s not funny! They’re just in the sixteenth year of a three-year rebuilding plan. Sigh.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:24:35 +0000

Aquaman is secretly cloning Predator X as the nautical equivalent of dinosaurs with rocket launchers. Getting them to cooperate has been a problem though.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:19:55 +0000

When pirates get too old to pirate any more, they join the Rolling Stones Tour as Keith Richards, No one ever notices, especially Mick.

By: IP727

IP727 — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:12:01 +0000

go navy

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:11:41 +0000

Captain Hook was the originator of pierced ears and noses, including his own, on pirates.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:08:31 +0000

Long John Silver was a pedophile with a predilection for cabin boys named Jim Hawkins

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:02:34 +0000

Pirate ships can be identified from the fecal trail coming from the poop deck. That, and the pirate butts hanging over the rail doing their doody.

By: Teleprompter Messiah

Teleprompter Messiah — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:57:51 +0000

Fun pirate fact: Obama now officially the worst president ever. Even worse than James Buchanan. Even Buchanan didn’t have a pirate problem.

Fun pirate fact: According to new DHS Secretary Napolitano directive, the term “pirate attack” now to be referenced as “transcultural spreading the wealth around social justice operation”.

Fun pirate fact: Obama protocol office trying to figure out how the president can bow to Somali pirate king in interests of advancing cultural understanding.

Fun pirate fact: No one in their right mind should attack any vessel named for a Red State (e.g. Alabama: three shots, three kills, need I say more other than Roll Tide). SS Vermont crew, stay out of the Gulf of Aden or hope that Somali pirates will accept payment in maple syrup or Cherry Garcia (or secretly desire a gay marriage and B&B experience in Barrington).

Fun pirate fact: Treasury Secretary Geithner’s tax problems traced to use of TurboTax pirate edition. Same excuse used by executives of all major investment houses in Manhatten.

Fun pirate fact: There are no pirates known to be found off the coasts of South Carolina or Alaska. Only known pirate lair in America: Cook County, Illinois. Harrr Captain Daley.

Fun pirate fact: Pittsburgh Pirates are to professional baseball as Somali Pirates are to US Navy Seals. Feel the suckage pirates.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:30:59 +0000

OBAMA: I can no more disown the pirates than I can disown my own pirate administration.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:59:22 +0000

The reason Obambi couldn’t take a stand on the pirates is, AIG has them insured. All pirates get ‘cut-rate’ insurance from the bail-out king, and also, it is a well known scheme that AIG want’s to outdo Loyd’s of London, who insures the boats, crew and cargo.

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:28:27 +0000

The plank is a result of pirates starting to build a while other connected ship and then just getting too lazy.

That's easy for you to say! [Coherency costs extra. -Ed.]

By: calbear

calbear — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:21:48 +0000

You ripped off many of your facts from, er, yourself! Not exactly Joe Biden, but you're getting there.