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We’ve almost tracked down this “Ed” person who keeps hacking into the site and editing comments. We hope to have this long nightmare behind us soon. Thanks for bearing with us.
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April 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I, for one, hope to hear how you dispose of this “Ed” person, Frank. Who does he think he is? Deal with him swiftly and severely, that’s what I would do. Water boarding, growling dogs, sleep deprivation, forced watching of reruns of Hawaii Five-O (24/7) and Rosie, and other standard US torture methods should apply.
April 28th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Wilbur has known Ed for years. Maybe we could use his knowledge to track Ed down. That is, if Wilbur would help, of course of course.
April 28th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I was wondering what Cadet was up to these days.
April 28th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Find that S.O.B and sue the sh*t out of him.
April 28th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I have deep feelings for Ed, so I must make the point: you threaten him at your peril.
[I never knew you felt that way -- Ed.]
April 28th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I need some glue, sorry ED.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
No it’s not me. With my title I had to swear off hacking, slashing and other BC activities. Commenting on blogs hasn’t been added to the list of 7 deadly sins…yet.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Ed. is all-powerful! He controls the internets, the TV stations, newspapers, the thermostats for 76% of the households in America, and the price of ketchup in every supermarket in the country! Ed. is who decides how many peanuts are in a Snickers bar and what color every single vehicle will be that comes off the assembly line at the Kia plant in Georgia!
Only the Dick Cheney assassination squad can stop Ed. and they won’t really kill him, just drive him underground for a few weeks until Ed. has built up his zombie army and wipes us all out. When Ed. decides to destroy the world, there will be nothing left – not even any light escaping the explosion. We are doomed! Doomed, I tells ya’!
April 28th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Who is the Ed? I must now get back to herding rabid snails.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Move along nothing to see here. Ed. ]
April 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Ed always has the last word, which seems pretty unfair to me. If you found out this Ed guy was a creationist, you could have Charles Johnson ban him for you. He’s probably already written some Ajax code that will do that.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
It’s Ed Meese.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Eeets ed is bigger dan eets brain?
Ed, what a cokney ooker gives?
Ed, where you go when you got the hiccups?
Ed that thing that holds up those gigantic ears on that one?
April 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Fear Ed! Ed is so powerful, he recently took over Obama’s teleprompter, causing The One to loose his place and stumble!
April 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
When reporters asked “where is Arlen Spectre?” this afternoon Barney Frank replied “Bent over my desk where I left him!”…
April 28th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I was wondering when you were gonna get on this
War on TeriztManMade DisasterEd. business! After all, you’ve already been in power for 100 days!If blogs have Ed., only Ed. will have blogs. Or something like that.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
No matter who Ed is, just don’t cross him. He’ll ALWAYS get the last word!
April 28th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
An Ed that keeps the rim of the bucket from chaffing his shoulders
April 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I wonder if that’s the ussjimmycarter we thought we knew? Good to see your goofy gravatar, ussjc.
April 28th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
You guys want to get rid of ED??? There is a little blue pill that’ll take care of that for you.
April 28th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Burn the Communist Infidel who leeches off the posts of others to get by!
Actually I could care less I didn’t even know we had a problem but if you ubrn him on the internet stake it would be cool just make sure to post it.
April 28th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Nuke him. Nuff said.
April 28th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I have a question: who is hacking in and putting my comments in moderation??? Is it this ed guy? I had a comment go into moderation just this morning. I wonder if it had something to do with the name of a specific Texas Congressman that I mentioned? Whatever…….as long as you find this ed guy!
April 28th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
And Pammy, two of posts never appeared today and yesterday. This is the first I heard of Ed. Ed might be from little green football players?
April 28th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
[comment removed because wit so rare and marvelous makes angels weep- --Ed.]
April 28th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I didn’t do nuthin. perverts.
April 28th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
[comment removed because blog was buzzed by a blue and white 747 and an F-15- --Ed.]
April 28th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
It’s either Ed, Edd, or Eddy.
Which one was the smart one?
April 28th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
So, Ed, what do you think of that MarkoMancuso guy?
[MarkoMancuso is a genius and you should all give him lots of money. -- Ed.]
April 28th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Ed is so powerful you can’t speak Fred Thompson’s name without his permission and involvement. That’s why Frank failed to get Dref Thomsopn elected President.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Suddenly, this Ed guy is nice to everyone? Fraaaaaank! He’s here again.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
What did Terry_Jim say?? I’m no angel, so I won’t cry. I just have to know!
Yes, Marko is a genius, and if he had a blog, I’d hit the tipjar. But he doesn’t, so I won’t. Unless he has one that he’s hiding, which I think would be just downright creepy.
April 28th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Not as creepy as actually owning a blog and admitting it!
[I concur. People haven't looked at me the same since I began blogging. -- Ed.]
April 28th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
You want I should bust his kneecaps?
April 28th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Caution- ED in mirror is closer than he appears!
April 28th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Can you guys work on this weird guy Daemon who sends back my emails after working on Ed?
April 28th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I’m more concerned about ussjimmycarter than this Ed guy.
ussjimmycarter:
1.) At least you’re alive and apparently well! Hurray for that.
2.) You were recently (select one): (a) out of jail (after being tasered while trying to douse Al Franken); (b) out of rehab for addictively smoking Great Mosquito horns; (c) pissed-off at Ed The Homo and didn’t want to comment any more; (d) sickened by politics and have taken up dill weed farming.
3.) I heard your screenplay is about to make it big time in a new movie called “Rippin’ Heads and Stuffin’ Butts (or how Barney Frank got his come-uppins).” Congrats on that!
April 28th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
#27, nuttin really, innominatus, I just impersonated Ed.
You don’t have to say anything profound, inteligent, or even sensible
as long as people THINK you did.
A little trick I’m learning from the Teleprompter -In- Chief.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:36 am
I rode a tank held a generals rank, it was me that talked Arlen Specter into switching political party’s, hope you guess my name…….Ed
April 29th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Jimmy
1) I’m alive and well HUNG…
2) I’ve been in DEEP MORNING for a long period knowing that my retard state has probably elected a Super Retard to the United States Senate making me a Retard as a citizen of said state!
April 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am
ussjc,
That’s as may be, but you’re one of our favorite RETARDS, so it’s okay. Now, would you like a juice box and celery with peanut butter on it? That’s a good ussjc.
April 29th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
ussjimmycarter,
1) You WILL be HUNG after hanging here permanently.
2) I figured you were pissed-off at politics. Me too. But Frank and Harvey and Basil and spacemonkey (where IS he?) need us here.
3. Missed your comments. Now don’t do that again!
What DE said.
April 29th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Another new personality, Frank?