President Obama Supports Nationwide High Speed Monorail
At first I thought it was a dumb idea, but watching Obama’s informational video has persuaded me otherwise:
I mean, it DID put Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook on the map.
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April 17th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Well as long as the run on time it will be fine. After all making sure the trains run on time is an important promise and I am sure Il Duce will get it done.
April 17th, 2009 at 11:19 am
When I saw the headline, I immediately thought of the same Simpson’s episode. Thanks for the laugh.
This is exactly what our nation needs, a rail line to take them from where they don’t live to where they don’t want to go; and a project that will continue to soak up billions of dollars for decades to come.
April 17th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
[...] Finally, I propose that since the ice caps are made up of ice, we could ship ice to the arctic on a high speed, nationwide monorail. [...]
April 17th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Quit being so hard on Teh One. All he wants is a choo choo. If Bill Clinron is placed in charge we could call it “Thomas the Skank Engine”.
April 17th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Oh, T.N., I think we’re talking TRILLIONS here. 10′s of BILLIONS in each state, alone. Just think of the stimulus! If we go superconducting MAGLEV, it would be QUADRILLIONS!! Woo hoo! That’s even more stimulus – and electro-magnifying!
April 17th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Don’t forget Bidenburg!
April 17th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Well, he won’t get it without a catchy tune.
And, finally, we’ll have a system that will also house the nations homeless and winos. Sweet!
April 17th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
O-bah-muhh must be prejudice against Hooterville, Pettycoat Junction, and Hazzard County.
April 17th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
The lever you have pulled – “Economic Recovery” – is not in service.
Please make a note of it.
April 17th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
The idiot in the White House is just proposing another means of getting pirates work. After all, they hang out on the seas anymore, they may be attacked by Seals.
April 17th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Great idea!!!
Yes!!
Just think of all the bridges and elevated monorail
that we can live under!!
monorail…Monorail…MONORAIL!!!