Still Haven’t Seen It

Posted by Frank J. on April 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Thumbs down for Watchmen.

1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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14 Responses to “Still Haven’t Seen It”

  1. Jedijson says:

    While I did find it lacking in a couple places, I honestly didn’t think it was that bad!

  2. Swamper says:

    Obviously he just couldn’t handle the movie’s total awesomeness. I loved it.

  3. zzyzx says:

    I can see a person offing them self during a Michael Moore film but not during something entertaining like this movie.

  4. Terry_Jim says:

    I considered that during “Monster In Law”,
    but I wasn’t packing.

  5. Live Free Or Die says:

    No truth to the rumor that it was Robert E. Howard that offed himself. He is spinning in his grave though, over Barak the Barbarian. Fun Fact: Barak (Baraq) was the magic flying pony that Mohammed rode to Jerusalem, then to heaven. Or so they tell me, Islamists wouldn’t lie would they?

  6. Cautiously Pessimistic says:

    Finally, a murder-suicide done in the correct order.

  7. KingJamesTheCapitalist says:

    well when you see an hours worth of a blue guys dick…….well what was the suicide rate for cloverfield? or Aneurysm for that matter.

  8. Kent says:

    Well, there is more than enough nihilism in that story to push fragile minds over the edge.

    I’d love to know what you were thinking by shooting yourself in the MIDDLE of a movie, though. Maybe he’d seen it already, but generally I would assume you’d finish what you start and then finish, well, everything. It’s like George Carlin said, writers would never commit suicide because they would never stop revising the suicide note.

    Yep, musta been the blue penis.

  9. 4 of 7 says:

    The comment that followed the story made a good point.
    At least the guy only killed himself and not the other 10 people in the theatre.

  10. Son of Bob says:

    According to imdb.com, the plot is as follows: “When an ex-superhero is murdered, a vigilante named Rorschach begins an investigation into the murder, which begins to lead to a much more terrifying conclusion.”

    Who knew the terrifying conclusion was other viewers shooting themselves.

  11. BillyRayBob says:

    No wonder the movie sucks, the “Watchtower” comics suck too. I wish those people would quit delivering it to me.

  12. Plentyobailouts says:

    Reasons why I don’t go to theaters:
    121 Having to wipe blood off the bottom of your shoe, so you don’t stain the mat.
    122 the noisy a**holes in the back killing themselves.

  13. Son of Bob says:

    Now BillyRayBob,

    They’re kind enough to deliver it right to your door. Where else can you get that kind of service?

  14. BadAndy says:

    I saw it at an IMAX theater — great special effects and good human interest plotline, but I agree with the review. Would have been an awesome movie if it was more focused on today’s threats. Not some leftist’s perception of the world, where the US is causing the problem.

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