What Really Happened with Air Force One
Just to be clear, we’re all in agreement what happened with Air Force One flying over New York, right? Obama was coked out of his mind and grabbed the controls of the plane and started dive bombing the city. To cover it up, his staff made this whole idiotic photo op story.
Anyway, Air Force One needs to get reinforced cockpit doors like the other passenger. That Obama is crazy!
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April 30th, 2009 at 11:51 am
“I am sick and tired of these monkey fightin’ presidents on this plane” – V.P. Joe Biden (d) Wacko, Texas
April 30th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
That sounds like fun. I might do the same thing if I was prez. Maybe I have been wrong about him.
It is hard to trust a president who does not properly spend his off time. I would have a tank in the White house garage, a .50 sniper rifle on the roof (but just for target practice, could that hit Canada from there?)
Dive bombing New York would be practice for a trip to San Francisco.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Obama was coked out of his mind and grabbed the controls of the plane and started dive bombing the city………………yeah that sounds bout right.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
We know its a lie. AF1 is no longer the plane for the Office of the President. It is the plabne given to the c leading the House of misRepresentatives. It buzzed new york because she though it would be funny to see all those little people run.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Oh, these wacky evil dictators and their wonderful toys.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
No wonder Biden is scared to get on a plane now.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Someone ask Ron Paul.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Sounds like the makings of “Soul Plane II.” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367085/plotsummary
April 30th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Frank, change the “was” to “is.” He IS coked out of his mind.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
-Terrorize Manhattan
-Buzz Wall Street
-Threaten Chrysler Building
-Piss on Statue of Liberty
-Print Banner, “Mission Accomplished”.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
It will never happen again. Biden’s suggestion of getting a good photo to obtain the uber sale in Aero Trader magazine was a real bad idea.
May 6th, 2009 at 11:13 am
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