Award!
Granny Boo of has honored IMAO with the “Putting the EXTREME in Right-Wing Extremists – an Award From the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” Award.
Now, the official report says that there are 2 kinds of right-wing extremists: those that hate minorities, and those that hate the government.
I like to think that we at IMAO are a third type: extremists of love.
We love punching hippies.
And as Barry Goldwater once said, “extremism in the defense of punching hippies is no vice”.
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May 1st, 2009 at 9:37 am
there is nothing better than a good vast right wing conspiracy…… I too love punching hippies I also like to kick them, runover them, stomp on there stupid heads, hit them with baseball bats so forth and so on.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:45 am
Granny proves that old people can still do good work. Granny, did you consider adding Barry Goldwater’s face to your montage?
May 1st, 2009 at 10:16 am
Granny has good taste in firearms; I recognized that pistola immediately as the Taurus Judge, uses the .45 long Colt cartridge AND a .410 shotshell. NiiiIIIiiiiice! Makes a cool bang, and with the .410, a sizable hole(s).
Go Granny!
May 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
First: Harvey, congradulations on such a fine award.
Second: oooooo, what a great firearm, I wants one.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:15 am
IH8Socialist,
Question, Re: hippies:
If you put a hippie’s head under water is it considered waterboarding, or just the first step in trying to get them a job (to be followed by a shave, haircut and change of clothes, of course)?
May 1st, 2009 at 11:25 am
Nice award!
May 1st, 2009 at 11:26 am
Thanks, kids. (Although I’m not really decrepit yet, just middle-aged.)
Yes, I considered AuH2O but he went all squishy about some stuff toward the end, so I left him off. Plus, I had already devoted waaaayyyy too much of my time to Fireworks MX and a “worthless, made-up award” to include all of the bright lights of conservatism (Russell Kirk was really my next choice).
Yes, the Judge is the newest object of my affections. They are scarce as hen’s teeth, especially in the configuration I want (pictured). Everyone I talk to who owns or has fired one gets the silliest grin on and just says “whoa.”
May 1st, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Question, Re: hippies:
If you put a hippie’s head under water is it considered waterboarding, or just the first step in trying to get them a job (to be followed by a shave, haircut and change of clothes, of course)?
It’s not waterboarding it’s the first step of re-eduction to make said hippies into normal conservative thinking productive members of the USA. Step one may have to be done more than once some studies show step one must be repeated up to 200 hundered times before it produces results.
May 1st, 2009 at 2:18 pm
IH8Socialist,
Thank you for clearing that up. I wasn’t sure. I will now get back to work waterboarding hippies with a clear conscience.
May 1st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I love Granny Boo and and I am proud of her award.
I love your gun, Granny, and thanks for sharing the bedroom.
There are no camps, and Americans are better than torture, remember what Nuremburg was about?
I’M A HIPPIE, BOO!
May 1st, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Oh, well Granny, then my apologies. I thought you were old, old, old, like me. We old people gotta stick up for ourselves. (PS: I’m 29.
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May 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 am
Honest to god hippies and not want to be hippies are honest to god dope smoking conservative libertarians.
That’s right ….there ….. I said it …. HEMP EVERYTHING and vote republican when you must and libertarian when you can.
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Yep, Whoa is pretty close. Mine is an “Ultra-Lite” model, aluminum frame. Fires 2-1/2″ .410ga or .45colt. 4″bbl,and I found .410 shells(“0000″ buck”) that has 3- pellets per round each at .372 caliber. That is roughly, 3-.36 caliber rounds fired WITH EACH SHOT!
That is one mighty fine award, and a darn nice weapon too!
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