Award!
Reader RightWingTink has honored IMAO with the “Your Blog Doesn’t Belong In a Trashbin” Award.
On the surface, this award seems sweet and complimentary, but it’s actually rude and offensive. Trashbins are the gleaming, gold-leafed apex of Western Civilization. They’re what separate us from rat-infested, third-world hell-holes like Haiti and France, where trash is thoughtlessly left to rot and fester in streets and Béarnaise sauce, respectively.
I say that if ANY blog belongs in a decent, sturdy, union-tended, mob-controlled, patriotic, all-American trashbin, it’s IMAO.
But I guess it’s the thought that counts, so IMAO humbly & gratefully accepts this award.
Or maybe it’s grumbly and hatefully. Either way, an award’s an award.
NOTE: I’m all caught up now, so this is a great time to submit an award for those who have trouble delaying gratification.
FINE PRINT:
To join the exclusive club of blogs who honor IMAO and have your award featured on our sidebar with a link to your blog, make up a fancy award image honoring IMAO, blog about it, and drop a link in the comments.
Keep it PG-13, and if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, your award will be duly noted in a post (Current estimated wait time – 0 Award posts – NEXT SUBMITTED, NEXT POSTED), and placed in the sidebar with a link to your site.
As added incentive for people to honor IMAO with worthless, made-up awards, those who do so may proudly display this worthless, made-up Participant Ribbon:
If you don’t have a blog, then send your image to harvolson-at-gmail.com and include a link to one of your favorite IMAO posts.
For the Photoshop-impaired, here’s a guide to making mediocre fake pictures with Microsoft Paint
Or try the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
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Now get honoring!
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May 8th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
At first glance I thought that was present hussein in the photo, but its just biden.
May 8th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Hey thats Nancy Pelosie hiding from investigators after they found out that she really had been briefed about waterboarding the terroist.
May 8th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Hey! I’m a big Tink fan. Way to go RightWingTink!
May 8th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
That photo is hilarious. Nicely done Tinkles!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Pssst, Harvey, I think you just got mooned. But mooning is nice. So I’m gonna stay a moonee for all of my life. – The Rev. Melanie Moon
May 8th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I thought you just won The Margot Kidder What’s For Dinner? award…
May 11th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
This award is amazing…….wow.
May 12th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Thanks, fellow VRWC members!
Where’s my check, Harvey?