Award!

Posted on May 18, 2009 10:28 pm

Reader Mad_Hatter has honored IMAO with the “IMAO IS THE BEST LIB-TARD HATING, DINOSAUR BREEDING, HIPPIE PUNCHING, MONKEY TORTURING, REPTILE ARMING BLOG” Award.


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Readers should note that not only is IMAO the best blog in all the above-mentioned categories, IMAO is also the best floor-wax/dessert-topping combination, having recently edged out Shimmer in a nationwide poll.

IMAO is also the best peanut butter, as we are continually chosen by choosy moms over that off-colored drywall-spackle, Jif.

NOTE: All caught up again. Send ‘em if ya got ‘em.


FINE PRINT:

To join the exclusive club of blogs who honor IMAO and have your award featured on our sidebar with a link to your blog, make up a fancy award image honoring IMAO, blog about it, and drop a link in the comments.

Keep it PG-13, and if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, your award will be duly noted in a post (Current estimated wait time – 0 Award posts – NEXT SUBMITTED, NEXT POSTED), and placed in the sidebar with a link to your site.

As added incentive for people to honor IMAO with worthless, made-up awards, those who do so may proudly display this worthless, made-up Participant Ribbon:

If you don’t have a blog, then send your image to harvolson-at-gmail.com and include a link to one of your favorite IMAO posts.

For the Photoshop-impaired, here’s a guide to making mediocre fake pictures with Microsoft Paint

Or try the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Maximum sidebar image width is 190 pixels. Please make sure text is at least barely legible at that size.

Now get honoring!

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6 Responses to “Award!”

  1. Mad_Hatter says:

    Hehe I don’t have a blog to post the ribbon on. So I decided to print it out and wear it around to show everyone :P

  2. Calihoser says:

    Looks good except they forgot “moon nuking”…

  3. IH8Socialist says:

    kick a$$!

  4. PammyV says:

    Very impressive skilz!

  5. Socrates says:

    Against my recommendation, the Board of Regents of Socrates’ Academy have awarded IMAO.us with the coveted “Really Smart Blogger Award” award for Frank’s award-winning treatment of the future of the Republican Party. It’s a major award.

  6. 5 of 7 says:

    Socrates gave me an idea; What about one for the fans?
    “World’s Best Blog Commentors”
    (the back-seat drivers award?).

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