Award!

Posted on May 21, 2009 11:41 am

Dennis Michael Tenney of 10eBrothers has honored IMAO with the “IMAO Wins #1 Blog Award Amongst Brain Eating Zombies” Award.

Now, if you’re like most people, you have mixed feelings about zombies. Sure, they’re fun to shoot in the head, but there’s always the risk that the shambling bastards will swarm you and eat your brains before you can make it to the truck with that hot chick that you met in that shack you were holed up in.

And it doesn’t help that zombie attacks are only slightly less common than swine flu these days.

But now there’s hope for you.

If you’re attacked by zombies, just tell them how much you love IMAO. They’ll give you a very slow high five, then totter off to feed on some guy in a suit who can’t believe his car picked today to break down and make him late for a very important meeting.

NOTE: Still caught up. Send ‘em if ya got ‘em.


FINE PRINT:

To join the exclusive club of blogs who honor IMAO and have your award featured on our sidebar with a link to your blog, make up a fancy award image honoring IMAO, blog about it, and drop a link in the comments.

Keep it PG-13, and if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, your award will be duly noted in a post (Current estimated wait time – 0 Award posts – NEXT SUBMITTED, NEXT POSTED), and placed in the sidebar with a link to your site.

As added incentive for people to honor IMAO with worthless, made-up awards, those who do so may proudly display this worthless, made-up Participant Ribbon:

If you don’t have a blog, then send your image to harvolson-at-gmail.com and include a link to one of your favorite IMAO posts.

For the Photoshop-impaired, here’s a guide to making mediocre fake pictures with Microsoft Paint

Or try the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Maximum sidebar image width is 190 pixels. Please make sure text is at least barely legible at that size.

Now get honoring!

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3 Responses to “Award!”

  1. Socrates H. Obummer says:

    It’s about time this place got some recognition.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Harvey, I don’t know how you’re so funny (or even how to say I LOL’d without sounding trite – but that was f u n n y.)

  3. Son of Bob says:

    I question the validity of this award. I happen to be on the Brain Eating Zombies voting panel, and I ranked IMAO at #2 and I know one of the other zombies voting did as well. Only two other zombies voted, and one of them was disqualified after it was determined he wasn’t really a zombie at all, but only appeared to be a zombie (turns out he’s actually a senator from Nevada…who knew?). But you should still be very proud, as you scored very high marks with the roaming undead (formerly known as zombie) community.

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