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	<title>Comments on: Award!</title>
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	<description>Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.</description>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-32511</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>15th!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>15th!</p>
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		<title>By: c</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31985</link>
		<dc:creator>c</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 03:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;How come nobody leaves “First!” comments anymore?&quot;

Ummm . . . because we&#039;ll get banned?  (Don&#039;t hit me!)

Oh, wait.  That&#039;s another site.  Frist!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;How come nobody leaves “First!” comments anymore?&#8221;</p>
<p>Ummm . . . because we&#8217;ll get banned?  (Don&#8217;t hit me!)</p>
<p>Oh, wait.  That&#8217;s another site.  Frist!</p>
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		<title>By: 4 of 7</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31969</link>
		<dc:creator>4 of 7</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 01:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thirteenth!

(Good thing I&#039;m not superstitious.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thirteenth!</p>
<p>(Good thing I&#8217;m not superstitious.)</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Obvious</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31913</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Obvious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 20:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought yelling &quot;First!&quot; was a juvenile Liberal game... First black this, First Hispanic that... 
Unfortunately they&#039;re all Liberals so more like First black idiot this and First Hispanic idiot that...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought yelling &#8220;First!&#8221; was a juvenile Liberal game&#8230; First black this, First Hispanic that&#8230;<br />
Unfortunately they&#8217;re all Liberals so more like First black idiot this and First Hispanic idiot that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew C</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31911</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrew C</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Next!  I thought ya&#039;ll we&#039;re cracking down on the whole &quot;first&quot; thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next!  I thought ya&#8217;ll we&#8217;re cracking down on the whole &#8220;first&#8221; thing.</p>
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		<title>By: Carl Lawrence</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31909</link>
		<dc:creator>Carl Lawrence</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tenth!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tenth!</p>
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		<title>By: Peren</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31900</link>
		<dc:creator>Peren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your Amazon banner on the side is simultaneously trying to sell me &lt;i&gt;Being and Nothingness&lt;/i&gt; by Jean-Paul Sartre and the Spiderman Wii game. It knows how eclectic I am.

For example, I will talk about Amazon ads on posts that have nothing to do with Amazon ads. THAT&#039;s how eclectic I am!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your Amazon banner on the side is simultaneously trying to sell me <i>Being and Nothingness</i> by Jean-Paul Sartre and the Spiderman Wii game. It knows how eclectic I am.</p>
<p>For example, I will talk about Amazon ads on posts that have nothing to do with Amazon ads. THAT&#8217;s how eclectic I am!</p>
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		<title>By: Peregrine John</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31897</link>
		<dc:creator>Peregrine John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eighth!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eighth!</p>
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		<title>By: AwesometificAmerican</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31865</link>
		<dc:creator>AwesometificAmerican</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I should have done this sooner but the boys in the lab insist on test being done before I hand out awards all willy-nilly. So Awesometific American has decided to award IMAO for its over the top awesomeness. Here is the link http://dac357.livejournal.com/7316.html.

Congrats guys. You deserve it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I should have done this sooner but the boys in the lab insist on test being done before I hand out awards all willy-nilly. So Awesometific American has decided to award IMAO for its over the top awesomeness. Here is the link <a href="http://dac357.livejournal.com/7316.html" rel="nofollow">http://dac357.livejournal.com/7316.html</a>.</p>
<p>Congrats guys. You deserve it.</p>
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		<title>By: Lechteron</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31863</link>
		<dc:creator>Lechteron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The reason we don&#039;t say &quot;First!&quot; is because we&#039;re not like those other trashy internet communities. .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The reason we don&#8217;t say &#8220;First!&#8221; is because we&#8217;re not like those other trashy internet communities. .</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31854</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#2:  LOL!  The mandatory &quot;first&quot; that isn&#039;t a first.  Well played.  :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#2:  LOL!  The mandatory &#8220;first&#8221; that isn&#8217;t a first.  Well played.  <img src='http://www.imao.us/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: slapout</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31851</link>
		<dc:creator>slapout</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I&#039;m glad that if someone had to beat me to it, it was FrankJ.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I&#8217;m glad that if someone had to beat me to it, it was FrankJ.</p>
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		<title>By: slapout</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31850</link>
		<dc:creator>slapout</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am honored that Imao has accepted my humble award. It is but a small token of payback for the many hours of entertainment that the imao crew has given me. And now, I&#039;m off to listen to the episode of the IMAO Podcast (yeehaw!) where SpaceMonkey invents the time machine. 

Oh, and one more thing: 

First!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am honored that Imao has accepted my humble award. It is but a small token of payback for the many hours of entertainment that the imao crew has given me. And now, I&#8217;m off to listen to the episode of the IMAO Podcast (yeehaw!) where SpaceMonkey invents the time machine. </p>
<p>Oh, and one more thing: </p>
<p>First!</p>
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		<title>By: Frank J.</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31848</link>
		<dc:creator>Frank J.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 15:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First!</p>
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		<title>By: eric</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/05/award-34/comment-page-1/#comment-31847</link>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 15:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First</p>
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