Award!

Posted on May 29, 2009 10:12 pm

Kim Jong Il (via his pinko factotum Ron Rockstar) has honored IMAO with the “Kim Gives IMAO Big Dong Award” Award.

This award means a lot to us here at IMAO, since Frank & I are long-time admirers of Kim’s work. Sure, we tease him occasionally about his glasses, hairstyle, and megalomaniacally ruthless oppression of his citizenry, but it’s all in good fun.

I hope that someday Obama will take a page from Kim’s book and realize that just because you’re a fanatical supporter of communism doesn’t mean you have to be a humorless enema bag all the time.


FINE PRINT:

To join the exclusive club of blogs who honor IMAO and have your award featured on our sidebar with a link to your blog, make up a fancy award image honoring IMAO, blog about it, and drop a link in the comments.

Keep it PG-13, and if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, your award will be duly noted in a post (Current estimated wait time – 2 Award posts), and placed in the sidebar with a link to your site.

As added incentive for people to honor IMAO with worthless, made-up awards, those who do so may proudly display this worthless, made-up Participant Ribbon:

If you don’t have a blog, then send your image to harvolson-at-gmail.com and include a link to one of your favorite IMAO posts.

For the Photoshop-impaired, here’s a guide to making mediocre fake pictures with Microsoft Paint

Or try the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

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Now get honoring!

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7 Responses to “Award!”

  1. Terry_Jim says:

    Sounds like Kim is rone-ry no more!

  2. Jimmy says:

    We have nucrear weapons!

    “humorless enema bag” That’s a fairly mild characterization. Since this is a PG-13 site with lots of word filters, I can’t write all the things I’m thinking. The sack of Marxist sh

  3. MarkoMancuso says:

    This is right up there with the Jack Bauer one.

  4. IH8Socialist says:

    I wonder when Kim Jong finally nukes someone if he’s going to ride the bomb like the guy in that old movie ‘Doctor Stangelove’

  5. IP727 says:

    THERE WAS THIS LITTLE SHILL NAMED KIM JONG IL,
    HE HAD THE NICKNAME “LITTLE DONG NIL”
    WHEN HIS FRIENDS FOUND OUT IT GAVE THEM THE SNICKERS,
    THEY KNEW FULL WELL, IT PUT A TWIST IN HIS KNICKERS,
    IT GAVE HIM A CHILL,THAT HE COULDN’T DRILL, WITH HIS TINY LITTLE DILL.

  6. Sean G says:

    Too Much Liberty is pleased to award the Official TML Seal of Approval to IMAO. Full details here at
    http://toomuchliberty.blogspot.com/2009/05/imao.html

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