Capitalist Propaganda: “What Makes Us Tick”

Posted by Harvey on May 22, 2009 at 9:41 am

From 1952, a short from The New York Stock Exchange called “What Makes Us Tick“:


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When they go through the segment on what it takes to issue stock, I almost busted out laughing, because I kept thinking about all those liberal yahoos in Washington yammering on and on about our “unregulated” markets.

The important thing to take from this video is that it requires a lot of people making a lot of agreements and taking a lot of risks to keep the financial markets working. However, it’s all voluntary, and everyone is free to pull out when they decide their interests are best served by putting their money elsewhere.

The unimportant thing to take from this is that once you marry a woman, she’ll turn into a chubby, bon-bon-gobbling layabout who’ll make you scrub the kitchen floor, so you should seek retribution by squirreling away part of your paycheck to invest in the stock market.

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5 Responses to “Capitalist Propaganda: “What Makes Us Tick””

  1. Fast Eddie says:

    The dirty little secret is that the chubby, bon-bon-gobbling layabout who’ll make you scrub the kitchen floor represents the government.

    I’m just sayin…

  2. IH8Socialist says:

    Maybe if you get enough of these capitalist propaganda videos togther and play them on Obama’s Telepropmter he would understand how the economy works.

  3. Granny Boo says:

    The narrator sounds just like Vincent Price. I want to go back to an America where this sort of video short was commonplace and people cared about knowing… Thanks, Harvey.

  4. Veeshir says:

    Spoooooooon!
    Oh, I thought that said “what makes us The Tick”.

    Nevermind.

  5. General_Buck_Turgidson says:

    Is the guy’s house and car identical to Mr Incredible in the pixar movie or what?

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