Leave Politics to Beauty Pageants

Posted by Frank J. on May 28, 2009 at 8:32 am

My new proposal at Pajamas Media.

(8 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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13 Responses to “Leave Politics to Beauty Pageants”

1. Ed the Pastor says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 9:01 am

   I know you said something before and after but I can’t remember.

   Frankly, most political pundits aren’t lookers and often appear to be dorks (excepting me, of course; women want me and men want to be me).

   Not me! how bout you guys?

2. MarkoMancuso says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 9:01 am

   I thought we were taking a “Kill them all, God will sort out his own” approach to politics?

3. Jimmy says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 9:23 am

   Frank, your proposal will only work for ‘US Americans.’ The rest of the people will just have to slug it out.

   Plus, the Conservative movement already has our “pleasant spokeswomen” in MKH, MM, MK and AC (not to mention smart!). Their looks don’t belie their ideas – and visa versa.

   What’s the name of that young, liberal blond lady on FOX, who, at first glance is ‘good looking’ until you hear her speak? Um, yeah. Her idiotic mouth makes me think “you ignorant sl*t” and forget her name.

4. ussjimmycarter says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 9:43 am

   I don’t know how you guys feel but I’m tired of just being a piece of meat! I’d like to be appreciated for my brains for a change! Woman just want to get into my pants! It’s a tiresome burden…

5. ussjimmycarter says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 9:54 am

   After reading the sheer genius of your article, Frank I had one question. So why did you prostitute yourself for another rather than posting this on IMAO? You went for the big bucks, right?

   As for the article, once again you are way out front of societal evolution! The old phrase “if it ain’t broke, break it” comes to mind…except it is broke and once again Frank J shows us the only possible way to fix our politics and national discourse for today and well into the future. Well done ma’ boy!

6. Silicon Valley Jim says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 10:27 am

   Sheer genius, Frank. I do want to make one correction, however; you state “The average pundit looks like he might have stopped to argue tax policy on the way to a Star Trek convention”. That’s not the average pundit; that’s Congressman Henry Waxman.

7. Brian The Adequate says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 10:39 am

   Silicon Valley Jim-

   I must take umbrage at the horrible, malicious, uncouth and unfair smear in your comment.

   You sir are a cad and will remain a cad until a full and sincere apology is made to all attendees at Star Trek conventions.

   Compared to Rep. Waxman those Momma’s basement dwelling geeks are Adoni.

8. DesertElephant says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

   “Can Obama play the flute?”

   In answer to your question, Frank, he can and does. It’s Rahm’s and made of skin. He plays it often when Michelle is busy shaving her balls.

9. Plentyobailouts says:
   May 28th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

   Okay, with this, I pictured Michelle Malkin in a bikini. I am done for the day, tell my wife I’m napping. May have to think about democrats to get the viagra surge down.

10. Live Free Or Die says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    1) Nadya Suleman Wins Miss Anti-Abortion Pageant! Thanks to Science! Thanks to her Inate ability/talent for cranking out babies at a prodigious rate! Thanks to the Stupid People of California that allow her to do this on their dime(s)! 2) Sarah Palin wins Mrs. Anti-Abortion Pageant, the multi-talented Mrs. Palin wowed the judges with her ability to raise 5 kids, be wife of Todd, be Governor of Alaska, demonstrate extaordinary aerial Canis Lupis extermination proficiency, while exploding Moonbats’ heads just by the mention of her name. 3) I hope the primatologists were of the ‘devolved from primates’ variety. 4) “Let’s instead leave things to the attractive people.” And Hollywood goes wild! High-Fives for everyone(attractive that is)! Adam Lambert for President! >>> Umm, Frank, you might want to rethink that one. 5) O-bah-muhh playing flute can be seen at atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009

11. ChrisA says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    This article is a five, that is all I have to say

12. ussjimmycarter says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    DesertElephant…EWWWWWW!!!! Barry playing Rahm…ok…I’m down with that! But Michelle…just, like…EWWWWWW!

13. DesertElephant says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    ussjc,

    Just helping to pay back the substantial debt I owe to you in astoundingly awful mental images. You’ve given more than your fair share, and I think we all owe you a few, buddy.

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