Monkeys Aren’t Cute

Posted by Frank J. on May 6, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Don’t buy the propaganda.

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13 Responses to “Monkeys Aren’t Cute”

1. c says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

   They’re wild animals. It’s not IF, but WHEN that thing will snap back to its wild nature and kill you. You can see it in its beady little eyes.

2. MarkoMancuso says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

   The only thing worse than a monkey is a monkey enabler.

3. marky mark says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

   I wonder, if you throw that monkey at a wall, will it stick?
   O.o

4. Primate Pedant says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

   Technically lorises are prosimians, not monkeys . . .

5. Jimmy says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

   Is that a monkey or a “prosimian?” Whatever it is, if it’ll fetch me a beer or coffee, it’s in.

6. raml says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

   #5 if HR 669 passes your little friend is banned.

7. Live Free Or Die says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

   Sure, it’s all fun and games until they rip your face off, tear/bite off your genitals,fingers and toes.Hey, let’s play ‘Tickle-Me-Elmo’ with the cute prosimian. It was telepathically communicating to the chimps next door to attack at feeding time.

8. Oromin says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

   It’s adorable, but apparently they produce toxins.

9. IH8Socialist says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

   creepy little monkey thing wants to eat your eyeballs………

10. hcig says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 8:11 am

    haha, its like when you rub a cats back and it does that weird ass and tail thing.

    does it count as buying the propaganda if im a man?
    cause i could have sworn a monkey sidekick is what every man wants

    plus, animal rights people HATE monkeys as pets, why would you want to not disappoint them?

11. Mikee says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Whatever happened to the good old days, when Tarzan’s ace in the hole, the inaptly named chimpanzee Cheetah, could solve almost as many problems as that dog-like robot that lasted a season or two on Dr. Who?

    We don’t like the chimps because we have enabled them to escape their subservient role as helpful second bananas, and in their newfound independence they test us, oh yes they do.

    Give them something constructive to do, and they are fine companions, as exemplified by the slow loris above. Leave them to their own devices, and you get idle hands with unopposable thumbs, looking for mischief.

12. 5 of 7 says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    I liked the video of the “fearless puppy attacks German Shepherd”. But what is the lesson there? Show reckless courage in the face of overwelming odds; or never mistake the good-natured patience of a strong, confident beast for weakness?

13. 5 of 7 says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Oops. ‘plays with’, not ‘attacks’.

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