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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » Frank J’s Birthday

IMAO » Blog Archive » Frank J’s Birthday — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:56:13 +0000

[...] Trying to warn Obama about the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad in order to save the nation from 7 years of “President [...]

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sun, 17 May 2009 03:01:04 +0000

Dang it!
Never mind.
That was supposed to link to photos of the largest production motorcycle on earth.
Try this: http://www.leonhardt-manufacturing.de/

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sun, 17 May 2009 02:56:20 +0000

Myth – Dick Chaney rides rocket-armed Dinosaurs.
Fact – Only when working. For fun, he rides one of these:
http://www.leonhardt-manufacturing.de/gunbus-design-56

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » Myths and Facts About Dick Cheney

IMAO » Blog Archive » Myths and Facts About Dick Cheney — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:27:36 +0000

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By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:28:26 +0000

MYTH: Harry Reid once… oh, I can’t even do it. How could I possibly mention pathetic, wimpy, corrupt Harry Reid and in the same sentence as the great Dick Chaney?

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:21:44 +0000

Myth: Dick Cheney sold his soul to Satan for his position of power and influence.
Fact: Dick Cheney scowled at Satan once and received power and influence as a bribe not to hurt Satan.
Fact 2: Dick Cheney cannot be bribed.

By: Finally, The Truth About Dick Cheney « Smash Mouth Politics

Finally, The Truth About Dick Cheney « Smash Mouth Politics — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:48:00 +0000

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By: Seperating myth and fact

Seperating myth and fact — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:38:22 +0000

[...] Frank J brings us the truth about Dick Cheney. [...]

By: Alamo

Alamo — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:04:19 +0000

USSJC- Bravo and well done!

It’s been a while since I’ve been to Franks’ Madhouse; I had forgotten that the commentariat were we as funny as Frank!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:32:10 +0000

MYTH: Dick Cheney shot someone.
FACT: He shot many people, all but one of them he fed to his hunting dogs.

MYTH: The Secret Service guards Dick Cheney.
FACT: The Secret Service guards the liberals from Dick Cheney. And the Secret Service is about to go on lunch break.

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:53:37 +0000

MYTH: Dick Cheney as a bad heart.
FACT: Dick Cheney has five hearts and will tear through concrete to reach and eat your face.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 15 May 2009 05:27:44 +0000

MYTH: Dick Cheney has a bad heart.
FACT: Dick Cheney’s heart will pop-out of his chest and rip out yours.

(I wear mine on my sleeve so he can eat it any time he wants as a tasty snack.)

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:33:07 +0000

Finally a Republican who will stand up to the truthers. You go sir. Run for something and I’ll vote for you.

By: Jonathan Gardner

Jonathan Gardner — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:41:29 +0000

MYTH: Dick Cheney is Darth Vader.
FACT: Dick Cheney is his father.

By: George

George — Thu, 14 May 2009 22:01:06 +0000

DC2012.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:37:22 +0000

MYTH: Dick Cheney lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction
FACT: Dick Cheney is a Weapon of Mass Destruction

MYTH: Dick Cheney was once the Secretary of Defense
FACT: Dick Cheney has never been anyone’s Secretary and has NEVER played Defense!

MYTH: Dick Cheney is a Republican
FACT: Dick Cheney is a Conservative

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:55:52 +0000

Excellent “Rowdy” Roddy Piper quote, Nunya!

By: Tracy

Tracy — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:43:33 +0000

You said that:
MYTH: Dick Cheney strangles kittens for fun.
FACT: It’s more like a nervous habit.

I think he using the cats as a familiar in order to control the mind of the progressively obtuse.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:25:16 +0000

FACT: I gave more $ to charity just in 2007 alone than SloeJoeB gave within a decade. (Just saying, in RE #7)

FACT: Dick Cheney only carries two things in his pockets, a pack of gum and a can of whoopass. And he’s all out of gum.

By: island girl

island girl — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:14:50 +0000

soul tester

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:55:48 +0000

Myth: No one likes Dick Cheney except his wife, and she could be jiving too! Fact: I like Dick Cheney….he once shot a lawyer….and got away with it!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:44:49 +0000

Myth: Dick Cheney approved of ‘waterboarding’. Fact: “Waterboarding is for wimps.”—Dick Cheney>>> He also does not approve of skimboarding,boogieboarding, surfboarding, and Pirates-boarding-U.S.ships

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:32:41 +0000

Dick Cheney can’t eat liberals souls….as they don’t have one and besides if they did have souls they would give him a bad case of heart burn.

By: bunkerboy

bunkerboy — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:25:19 +0000

MYTH: Dick Cheney advocated securing rat cages to terrorists’ faces in order to obtain information.

FACT: Richard Gere will tell you anything you want to know if you let him sit on a HabiTrail.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:17:02 +0000

Myth: Cheney /Halliburton have profited from the war in Iraq. Fact: Duh, they’re capitalists (not that there’s anything wrong with that).