Random Thoughts
Cheney/Rumsfeld 2012! Explode liberals’ heads!
As for Gitmo closing, I guess we should be happy Obama is too incompetent to follow through on his reckless policies.
Just to be clear, Cheney is the new leader of the Republican Party right now, right?
You have to admit that Obama is the most powerful man in America other than Cheney.
I think Cheney’s power grows the more unpopular he gets, while if Obama ever lost his popularity, I doubt he’d still be even able to tie his shoes.
I’m so glad we still have Dick Cheney as acting vice president.
Dick Cheney shoots his friends in the face; what do you think he does to terrorists?
If Cheney has starred in Old Yeller, it would have ended with Cheney beating the dog to death while laughing.
Just for the record, I do think it’s disrespectful how Cheney keeps referring to the president as “that little bitch.”
I don’t know if Cheney is a real person or if he’s liberals’ fears of inadequacy on national defense given form.
My LGF login still works! What should I write? “I am mildly critical of you.”
Just watched Stargate pilot. I guess I better like it because there are 213 more episodes to go.
Though computers are beating humans at Chess and getting better at Go, they are still far behind human champions at Hungry Hungry Hippo.
If Obama didn’t misspeak and our Secretary of Defense really is William Gates, then we better be careful not to try anything new on the military or it could crash.


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May 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 am
Episodes after the departure of Jack O’Neill as leader of SG-1 don’t count.
Fixed it for ya’.
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:01 am
Cheney / Rumsfeld / Thompson / Palin / Bolton / Hunter / North….
I’m trying to think of any others I would trust with US foreign policy.
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 am
I heard an unconfirmed–I repeat, unconfirmed–rumor that Chuck Norris is afraid of Dick Cheney.
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:08 am
Have to wonder how bad Bush might have been w/o Cheney. Maybe Cheney was really running everything?
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:38 am
The rest of the episodes are totally worth it. It’s my favorite show!
–FCOD
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:45 am
This is true genius Frank.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:01 am
I’m so glad we still have Dick Cheney as acting
vicepresident.FIFY, and my thoughts exactly as I watched all 35 minutes of his speech last night.
Now that Cheney’s back in charge, SloeJoe is in time-out over in the Balkans, and Hillary is … where IS Hillary? Maybe we can put Barry in charge of that Hungry Hungry Hippos crisis.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 am
We gotta find a way to include Karl Rove. He is always good for exploding a few liberal skulls.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:18 am
Watching liberals heads exploding by saying the name’s Rove, Palin, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush and Regan is good fun for the whole family. Obama is popular and he still can’t tie his own shoes.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Dick Cheney doesn’t Twitter and killed the last person who asked him if he did!
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Why do you think gays in the military is such a big issue? -They’re trying!
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I agree with Marko after Macgyver switch to Atlantis
all the rest are great
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I think I’m going to have to edit the “Bad Ass Scale” to encorperate Dick Cheney’s movement to the top.
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
1) In the Big Inning was the Liberal’s Worst Nightmare,and the Nightmare was with Halliburton, and the Nightmare was V.P. 2) The Same was in the Big Inning With Halliburton. 3) And all the destruction in Iraq was NOT done by Him, but was made possible by Him. 4) In Him was the destruction of terrorists, and the destuction of terrorists was the Liberal’s Worst Nightmare. 5) And the liberals scurried in the darkness, and comprehended Him not, for the Nightmare is beyond their comprehension.
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
“Just for the record, I do think it’s disrespectful how Cheney keeps referring to the president as ‘that little bitch.’”
Yeah, but he always answers to it.
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
To quote King Jaffe Joffer, “Believe me, I tied my own shoes once, it is an overrated experience.”
May 25th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I rather be hit in the face by Dick Cheney’s Shot than by Bill Clinton’s Wad.
June 4th, 2009 at 11:17 am
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