Random Thoughts

Posted by Frank J. on May 22, 2009 at 8:38 am

Cheney/Rumsfeld 2012! Explode liberals’ heads!

As for Gitmo closing, I guess we should be happy Obama is too incompetent to follow through on his reckless policies.

Just to be clear, Cheney is the new leader of the Republican Party right now, right?

You have to admit that Obama is the most powerful man in America other than Cheney.

I think Cheney’s power grows the more unpopular he gets, while if Obama ever lost his popularity, I doubt he’d still be even able to tie his shoes.

I’m so glad we still have Dick Cheney as acting vice president.

Dick Cheney shoots his friends in the face; what do you think he does to terrorists?

If Cheney has starred in Old Yeller, it would have ended with Cheney beating the dog to death while laughing.

Just for the record, I do think it’s disrespectful how Cheney keeps referring to the president as “that little bitch.”

I don’t know if Cheney is a real person or if he’s liberals’ fears of inadequacy on national defense given form.

My LGF login still works! What should I write? “I am mildly critical of you.”

Just watched Stargate pilot. I guess I better like it because there are 213 more episodes to go.

Though computers are beating humans at Chess and getting better at Go, they are still far behind human champions at Hungry Hungry Hippo.

If Obama didn’t misspeak and our Secretary of Defense really is William Gates, then we better be careful not to try anything new on the military or it could crash.

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18 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    Just watched Stargate pilot. I guess I better like it because there are 213 more episodes to go.

    Episodes after the departure of Jack O’Neill as leader of SG-1 don’t count.

    You have to admit that Obama’s teleprompter is the most powerful man thing in America other than Cheney.

    Fixed it for ya’.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Cheney / Rumsfeld / Thompson / Palin / Bolton / Hunter / North….

    I’m trying to think of any others I would trust with US foreign policy.

  3. windbag says:

    I heard an unconfirmed–I repeat, unconfirmed–rumor that Chuck Norris is afraid of Dick Cheney.

  4. Andrew C says:

    Have to wonder how bad Bush might have been w/o Cheney. Maybe Cheney was really running everything?

  5. FlyingCowOfDoom says:

    The rest of the episodes are totally worth it. It’s my favorite show!

    –FCOD

  6. Houston says:

    Dick Cheney shoots his friends in the face; what do you think he does to terrorists?

    This is true genius Frank.

  7. NunyaB says:

    I’m so glad we still have Dick Cheney as acting vice president.

    FIFY, and my thoughts exactly as I watched all 35 minutes of his speech last night.

    Now that Cheney’s back in charge, SloeJoe is in time-out over in the Balkans, and Hillary is … where IS Hillary? Maybe we can put Barry in charge of that Hungry Hungry Hippos crisis.

  8. G Snakes says:

    We gotta find a way to include Karl Rove. He is always good for exploding a few liberal skulls.

  9. IH8Socialist says:

    Watching liberals heads exploding by saying the name’s Rove, Palin, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush and Regan is good fun for the whole family. Obama is popular and he still can’t tie his own shoes.

  10. ussjimmycarter says:

    Dick Cheney doesn’t Twitter and killed the last person who asked him if he did!

  11. Bob in Feenicks says:

    If Obama didn’t misspeak and our Secretary of Defense really is William Gates, then we better be careful not to try anything new on the military or it could crash.

    Why do you think gays in the military is such a big issue? -They’re trying!

  12. ASH says:

    I agree with Marko after Macgyver switch to Atlantis
    all the rest are great

  13. Aaron Horrocks says:

    I think I’m going to have to edit the “Bad Ass Scale” to encorperate Dick Cheney’s movement to the top.

  14. Live Free Or Die says:

    1) In the Big Inning was the Liberal’s Worst Nightmare,and the Nightmare was with Halliburton, and the Nightmare was V.P. 2) The Same was in the Big Inning With Halliburton. 3) And all the destruction in Iraq was NOT done by Him, but was made possible by Him. 4) In Him was the destruction of terrorists, and the destuction of terrorists was the Liberal’s Worst Nightmare. 5) And the liberals scurried in the darkness, and comprehended Him not, for the Nightmare is beyond their comprehension.

  15. Son of Bob says:

    “Just for the record, I do think it’s disrespectful how Cheney keeps referring to the president as ‘that little bitch.’”

    Yeah, but he always answers to it.

  16. Live Free Or Die says:

    To quote King Jaffe Joffer, “Believe me, I tied my own shoes once, it is an overrated experience.”

  17. BillyRayBob says:

    I rather be hit in the face by Dick Cheney’s Shot than by Bill Clinton’s Wad.

  18. The Economic Nationalist » Blog Archive » Re: a first look at 2012 links:

    [...] J. Fleming writes, I don’t know if Cheney is a real person or if he’s liberals’ fears of inadequacy on national [...]

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