Top Ten Arlen Specter Campaign Slogans

Posted by Frank J. on May 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm

TOP TEN ARLEN SPECTER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

10. Arrrrlen: The Pirate’s Candidate

9. For all you know, he could be on your side.

8. Heaven doesn’t want him, and Hell’s afraid of his runaway spending.

7. If you don’t vote for him, you’ll die like Jack Kemp.

6. Scottish rules says he’s already won.

5. The one candidate who annoys the crap out of both parties.

4. Now properly labeled.

3. Republican refuse is now the Democrats’ first choice.

2. Come on. No one else will hire him.

And the number one Arlen Specter campaign slogan…

Turncoat chic.

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33 Responses to “Top Ten Arlen Specter Campaign Slogans”

  1. Bob A says:

    Good riddance to bad rubbish. Now we have to ensure he is beaten in 2010. My only question is will the RNSC and Bush endorse him again?

  2. cactusod says:

    Arlen Specter. He weebles, he dodders, he wobbles…but he won’t fall down.

    Arlen Specter. Proof that having a functioning brain is highly overrated.

    Don’t like his stance? Wait a day…it will change.

  3. MarkoMancuso says:

    Pennsylvania: just stupid enough to keep electing this guy!

  4. AlanABQ says:

    A Specter is haunting Europe N. America…

  5. Plentyobailouts says:

    sphinchter. The right party has him now.
    #3 , of course the commie in pennsylvania are too stupid not to vote for the moron. They voted for murtha (spit) again didn’t they?

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Slogan: “Hey, you morons voted for Murtha didn’t you?!?”

  7. FormerHostage says:

    “Vote Spector! Because Susan Collins has moved too far to the right!”

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Slogan: “Elect me or I end up on MSNBC!”

  9. Son of Bob says:

    Arlen Specter – out-McCaining McCain

  10. zzyzx says:

    Yeah but you got to admit…switching party’s was the bravest thing any politician has done since Jimmy Carter looked Bella Abzug straight in the eye and said, “And furthermore, I wouldn’t do you with Billy’s….you’re fired!!

  11. MarkoMancuso says:

    There’s something in the water here, Plentyobailouts. For instance, guess how two-term Ed Rendell solved depopulation and other economic woes.

    A) Raise taxes
    B) Waste money
    C) Legalize gambling
    D) All of the above

    If you guessed D, then congratulations! You’ve won a free vacation in sunny Centralia, PA!

  12. r2streu says:

    zzyzx – wrong. He proved he’s a pussy that can’t handle the primaries. He’s a coward. Nothing brave about his switch.

  13. Jimmy says:

    The Republican Party’s latest ‘exSpecterant,’ aka known as party spittle.

    Perfect list, Frank.

  14. TheHat says:

    Whoa Marko! Central PA is the only part of Pa thats anti-specter and anti-murtha. Central PA is solid Republican and not anything like Philly or Pitt. Philly is owned by ACORN and Pitt is owned by the unions and brain dead Demos. The only problem is that Harrisburg resides in Central Pa. You’d think the deer hunters would have winnowed out the population of liberals passing thru but hey … you can’t have everything.

  15. Teleprompter Messiah says:

    Reelect Arlen: He’ll stab you in the back whether you’re Democrat or Republican!

  16. Plentyobailouts says:

    I live in a solidly American state. We have our share of illegals, but they are mostly for target practice. We raise taxes all the time.
    Every year the government sends out a tax bill, and wow, they get paid!

    Lets see the dems do that! oh yeah, clerical error (geitner) or I didn’t realize income was taxable (dashael, nappyoilintano, pelousy, rangell, most of the unkown people in present surrender hussein’s cabinet)

  17. MarkoMancuso says:

    Whoa Marko! Central PA is the only part of Pa thats anti-specter and anti-murtha. Central PA is solid Republican and not anything like Philly or Pitt. Philly is owned by ACORN and Pitt is owned by the unions and brain dead Demos. The only problem is that Harrisburg resides in Central Pa. You’d think the deer hunters would have winnowed out the population of liberals passing thru but hey … you can’t have everything.

    I’m not sure, but I think you may have misunderstood my comment. I was referring to the town of Centralia, which has been abandoned for a few decades due to a mine fire.

    Central PA is fine. Bitter clingers, the Appalachians, the race tracks, the farmland. My kind of place.

    And from someone who lives southwest of there, Harrisburg is not Central PA. Harrisburg is its own little hive of scum, villainy, and liberals, isolated from the rest of us. Same for State College, but at least the fearsome and legendary Penn State Nittany Lion football team resides there.

  18. Morgan K Freeberg says:

    If there’s a top ten list for top ten lists somewhere, this absolutely has to be on it.

  19. Plentyobailouts says:

    arlen sphinchter: Re-elect me or I’ll send colon powell to your house to whine on your porch.

  20. MarkoMancuso says:

    Hey, Frank, moderate my comment!

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  22. MarkoMancuso says:

    Thanks!

  23. RightWingKiller says:

    Sorry, but the illegals flloding PA and ruining it will re-elect Sphincter. I speak of course about all the undesireables moving in from NY and NJ and bringing their sick perverted Leftist votes with them.

  24. Mgbfred says:

    Let’s send him down to his namesake in Texas. He would be GREAT in “propane, and propane related products”. He is, after all, nothing more than a big gas bag!

    “I seated ugliness on my knee,
    and almost immediately grew tired of it”.
    Salvador Dali

  25. Socrates says:

    Arlen Specter left the Republican Party to become a Democrat, thereby raising the average IQ of both parties.

  26. Marie says:

    “New label! Same product!”

  27. Sgt Relic says:

    Powell/Specter 2012! Slogan: Every Colon needs a Sphincter!

  28. ussjimmycarter says:

    Specter for Senate – keep hope alive and he will keep Barney Frank blown away…

  29. Corona says:

    I think Pennsylvania is suffering from the worlds’ largest gas leak. They’re friggin retarded.

  30. Eric says:

    Arlen Spectre: Haunting the GOP for 35 years. Who ya gonna call? When you are bitter that your job is not going to come back after 25 years, what better to do than keep your political leader in office?

  31. zzyzx says:

    r2streu, you are of course correct! I was being….you know….a smart ass!

  32. DesertElephant says:

    zzyzx, You? A smart ass? Never!

  33. Patrick says:

    Don’t vote for the other guy, switch to me

    Arlen Specter: In sunny PA, flip flops are always in season

    Murtha was a traitor to the Marines, I’m a traitor to both parties

    Arlen Specter: not just another pretty face

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