As a compromise between belief and unbelief, moderates worship Satan.
If there were no actual examples of irony in this universe, wouldn’t that be ironic? Answer: No.
Sotomayor is considerate of non-Latinos. When she shouts, “For the race,everything. For those outside the race, nothing,” she does it in English.
My wife was convinced Daniel Craig is gay for some reason. I guess he just looks it next to me.
Mythbusters has to be the best educational show ever. Physics, engineering, and critical thinking all taught with explosions.
It’s so nice. My wife has finally discovered that modern dishwashers actually do all the work for you. You don’t have to prewash or anything. What exactly did she think the point of the dishwasher was if you had to scrub the dishes clean first? It’s there in the name: dish”wash”er – not dish “soak in water for no apparent reason”er.
If your dishwasher requires you to wash dishes for it, it is being insubordinate. Destroy it as an example to others.
So how many times do you think people have tried to replace the entire Earth article on Wikipedia with the phrase “Mostly harmless.”?
Liberals don’t have to watch their speech because it’s not like their wussy, tofu-eating fringe lunatics can do much damage.
I’m so awesome, I need some sort of safety release valve to dissipate some of my awesomeness before I explode. Like a guitar solo.
I wonder if we can convert our dog to being hypoallergenic by giving her hair plugs.
The worst kind of plagiarism is when you tell people who you are plagiarizing. It’s so brazen.
I don’t care if Palin murdered your family in cold blood; don’t say anything bad about her if you don’t want to be called a RINO. We should blacklist anyone who has said anything critical of Palin. When society breaks down, they will be sent beyond the Thunderdome.
“So Biden, when you plagiarized that Chris Rock routine, there’s a couple problems from that.”
I swear, I see one more completely useless person question Palin’s intelligence, I’m going to go Ted Nugent.