Comments on: Award!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:57:26 +0000

I don’t know no FrnakJ. And wasn’t Harvey a rabbit in a Jimmy (!) Stewart movie? And what about Spacie, that flying solar sail monkey? Bummer didn’t include him, and that’s just wrong-O.

The DOD is selling all our recycled brass to China.

My random work is done here. I’m going to fly a cow now.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:47:42 +0000

See? There was nothing to worry about.

And all you people thought FrnakJ would take his ~~alter-egos~~ co-bloggers when he went on vacay.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:37:50 +0000

Silly Harvey, hippies don’t have lunch money.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:12:14 +0000

What? We actually have to MENTION the Fred Thompson Exception to all claims of size and merit?

I thought that was simply assumed as a given, like the strong nuclear force or the deliciousness of bacon.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:07:52 +0000

Fred Thompson called and just saw Harvey’s post and he’s less than amused! Next to Fred Thompson, everything is very extremely puny! Harvey can expect a head punch soon from Mr. Fred Thompson and it shall hurt much!

By: Harvey

Harvey — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:04:46 +0000

Compared to IMAO, *all* are puny and without merit!

By: Socrates H. Obummer

Socrates H. Obummer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:51:23 +0000

How will the torrent of major awards continue? Surely we will run out of major impartial award-giving organizations soon.

Doubtless Frank, Sarah, Basil, and Harvey would say they are humbled by this experience.

Speaking of which, why is a major award “humbling”, when the purpose of honoring someone with a major award (such as the “Here There Be Tygers Award” award) is to un-humble them?

I think it’s insulting to say that a reward is humbling, since it means that receiving the award makes the receiver feel small and undeserving. The only way that can be true is if the award itself is small, and the awarding organization is puny and without merit.

Shame on you, Frank, Sarah, Basil, and Harvey, for calling Steven puny and without merit.