Comments on: Award!

By: Carl

Carl — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:20:08 +0000

The term is NOT Undead-American. The proper term is “Differently Alive.” We hate it when you breathers get it wrong.

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:47:03 +0000

I hear Undead-Americans are making real strides in representation in Minnesota… 2812 of them turned out to vote for Franken in November.

By: Socrates H. Obummer

Socrates H. Obummer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:20:38 +0000

I’d hit that.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:29:34 +0000

That is the scariest thing ever, and I do mean ever.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:01:32 +0000

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and then the ugly tree fell over on her and bounced several times. Once they pulled her out her momma took a stick from the fallen tree and hit her with it several times every day…hard!!!

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:10:33 +0000

As Dr. Frank N. Stein once said…..”Hits alive! Hits alive!……….Er, sorta alive.”

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:43:35 +0000

It’s terrible what drugs can do to a pretty young girl.

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:35:46 +0000

I think she’s hot. Smokin’ hot.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:16:10 +0000

Ugly on the outside; ugly on the inside. At least she’s consistent. None of this redeeming inner beauty crap. LOL

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:51:31 +0000

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!