Award!

Posted on June 15, 2009 12:06 pm

Wolfman George of Monkeys on Horses! has honored IMAO with the “Monkeys on Horses ‘You Blew It Up! Award” Award.

Why did IMAO blow up the Statue of Liberty? Several reasons:

* Because replacing the statue costs less than having Obama do fly-by photo-ops over it.

* Anything to prevent Letterman from calling her a slutty airline stewardess.

* We didn’t blow it up, we just “restructured” it.

Besides, Obama told us that if we didn’t blow up the Statue of Liberty, he’d declare IMAO “too big to fail” and have it come out of bankruptcy as a cat blog.


FINE PRINT:

To join the exclusive club of blogs who honor IMAO and have your award featured on our sidebar with a link to your blog, make up a fancy award image honoring IMAO, blog about it, and drop a link in the comments.

Keep it PG-13, and if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, your award will be duly noted in a post (Current estimated wait time – 1 Award posts), and placed in the sidebar with a link to your site.

As added incentive for people to honor IMAO with worthless, made-up awards, those who do so may proudly display this worthless, made-up Participant Ribbon:

If you don’t have a blog, then send your image to harvolson-at-gmail.com and include a link to one of your favorite IMAO posts.

For the Photoshop-impaired, here’s a guide to making mediocre fake pictures with Microsoft Paint

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8 Responses to “Award!”

  1. No One of Consequence says:

    “What’s that thing coming out of her nose?”

    “Spaceballs!”

    “Oh shit. There goes the planet”

  2. Socrates H. Obummer says:

    Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty leftist!

  3. GEJ says:

    “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty leftist!

    Gee, I wish I had said that!

    I didn’t mean to imply that IMAO blew up the Statue of Liberty, I was trying to tie the award into the whole Planet of the Apes theme I have going on…

    Perhaps I should have titled it the “They Blew It Up Award”.

  4. Jimmy says:

    Hey! She’s still standing – she’s just up to her waist in leftest sheite!

  5. Harvey says:

    GEJ – No, no… IMAO blew up the Statue of Liberty, and – unlike liberals – we’re willing to take responsibility for our actions.

    The Statue was destroyed during a tragic accident we had while testing a new dinosaur-mounted rocket-launching system for a mysterious client know to us as only as “Chick Deney”.

    IMAO regrets any inconvenience this may have caused.

  6. Plentyobailouts says:

    Harvey! You let it out! Chick Deneywill soon visit you with a secret assassination squad.
    Or a purple nurple. Bwahahahah

  7. Son of Bob says:

    And, let’s not forget, the statue was a gift from the French. If “the Obama” can piss off real allies each and every day, like England, Israel, Germany, etc., who cares if we piss off the French?

  8. 4 of 7 says:

    IMAO Cat Blog?
    I MeAOw?

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