Comments on: Award!

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:38:24 +0000

Jimmy,

Though I agree with the last statement, did you have to gay it up so much? Heh.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:22:56 +0000

DE, innuendos – that isn’t ALL that ussjc is full of!! The poor guy vacillates (with vaseline?) between carrying refreshments for Obama, carrying his Teleprompter around and shooting wolves for Palin. Jeepers.

Imagine, though, DE – stay with me on this one – a Mitt Romney with nads the size of Ronald Reagan’s. It (they?) would be splendiferous. (They’d be too big for his pants, however.)

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:35:51 +0000

Jimmy, I’m gonna start giving more credence to ussjc’s innuendos about you given you fascination with Mitt’s nads. Just sayin’

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:57:31 +0000

House of Payne,

You’re a mormon? Don’t let Huckabee find out.

By: House of Payne

House of Payne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:38:39 +0000

That’s actually a picture from last month when my church burned. Mitt used to attend that very church, so he came by to survey the scene. And now I’ve mined my pain for comedy gold! Hooray!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:22:35 +0000

The implication is that Romney travels around various burn sites pointing fingers at suspects. That is friggin’ hilarious. One is left with the question, “What else does he do?”

Don’t get me wrong here, I like Mitt. I just wish his nads were bigger – and more conservative.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:07:53 +0000

Yeah, but what about Robert Byrd? He’s a democrat. And, he used to have a weakness for setting fire to crosses in people’s yards.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:47:18 +0000

This award deserves bonus points for being clever and for not having a picture of Olberman.