Batman Must Have Confided to Biden Where His Secret Headquarters Is

Posted by Frank J. on June 24, 2009 at 10:40 am

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24 Responses to “Batman Must Have Confided to Biden Where His Secret Headquarters Is”

1. marvin says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 10:42 am

   I want to know where that sign is. To the Bat Cave!!!

2. AwesometificAmerican says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 10:47 am

   Using my Batmanesqe detective skills I am guessing that sign is in South Carolina.

3. Nolo Contendere says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 10:53 am

   Oddly enough, I drove by that sign just last week, but didn’t have my camera handy. It is indeed in South Carolina. I wan’t really surprised to see that Batman had abandoned Gotham after a few years of Mayor Nanny, er, Bloomberg.

4. Bob A says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 11:11 am

   It had to be the Obama regime or the NY Times. Both see their duty as disclosing secrets that hurt good Americans, while guarding info the hurts our enemies. If only Batman was a Muslim or an Argentine dictator. His secret would have been safe.

5. Live Free Or Die says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 11:11 am

   Batman had to vacate Gotham City because Moonbats took over, forever tormenting him for his vigilante ‘domestic terrorism’.

6. KingJamesTheCapitalist says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 11:19 am

   I have to go with Dennis Miller on this one I think Biden is delusional and has managed to convince everyone he is the second most powerful man in the world so him knowing where the bat cave doesn’t really shock me, next thing you know he’ll be telling us that he once slept with Wonder Woman after rescuing her from Right Wing Extremists in Area 51 while revealing all our nuclear secrets..

7. MarkoMancuso says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 11:19 am

   What’s Barney Frank doing in South Carolina?

8. cjtony97 says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 11:30 am

   “…yeah….yeah, no Joe I hear what you’re saying. My bat cave is just off of 64 East and I’ve used Amtrak to get up to Gotham a couple of times. It’s just so expensive and inconvenient. It’s okay, I guess, depending on where you’re going. The batcar’s just way easier for me………Joe, don’t start with the global warming crap, okay? …I…listen Joe, they’re signaling me. I gotta go, bye.”

9. IH8Socialist says:
   June 24th, 2009 at 11:43 am

   that road sign is just too cool.

10. innominatus says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    That’s where the moonbats stockpile all their crazy.

11. Ernie Loco says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Note to self: fire Alfred.

12. marvin says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    I think the only reason Biden has a record for being such a clean politician, is because all the lobbyist know he won’t be able to keep his mouth shut about certain business relationships. Biden is too stupid to be useful.

    Also, as soon as I posted my first comment, I realized I could have just checked a map of the interstate system, or referenced the other cities listed. Feel so dumb, should apply to the DNC.

13. Plentyobailouts says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Isn’t that directions to the classless disgrace’s wifes perch?

14. Raving Lunatic says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Sorry, have to correct some of you. Bat cave is in North Carolina, west of Charlotte. This is reasonably close to SC, which is why you see the Greenville & Spartanburg signs. Also, Henderson is in North Carolina. As is US 64. (Home state know-it-all, sorry)

15. storm1911 says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    So NOW we know where they keep Hillary.

16. Mikee says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    And while you’re in the neighborhood, scoot on over to I-85 north of Greenville and take a picture of the giant peach. It has been a landmark since the late 70’s. http://www.clansinclairsc.org/images/scpeach2.jpg

17. TGregg says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    It’s not in South Carolina, it’s in North Carolina, sheesh. Been by it many times. Bat Cave is the name of a city (I am not making this up). And yeah, there really is a bat cave, I’ve heard they do tours a few times a day. Never been to the cave myself.

18. Matt says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    And the sign is alluding to Hendersonville, not Henderson, NC.

19. George guy says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    A few years ago they found a large uncharted cave in Tennessee, IIRC, that some guys had been using to grow pot, rather than using it as a crime fighting base. What a waste.

20. ussjimmycarter says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Just one of my…err…Batman’s clever ruses! Muwhahahahaha!

21. Ophir says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 11:30 am

    That’s just a decoy. Batman has been recruited by the United States Army and has set up base in Turkey, not far from the Iraqi border. C’mon, you don’t think there was a hidden element to the surge?

22. levrette says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    This sign is right outside of Asheville, NC because I pass it regularly (or at least another ‘Bat Cave’ exit sign). I always sing the Bat tune when I see it… “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman,” which in turn leads me to sing Homer Simpson’s version “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Leader” from the religious cult episode. Now that d#$@ song is stuck in my head!

23. The Patriot says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 6:40 am

    I use to live there! No tours in the caves anymore due to vandals…… sorry.

    About three miles down the road is a great attraction called Chimney Rock. If you are ever in N.C. this something you will not want to miss.

24. Wayne says:
    June 27th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Ex- Mothers (of Invention) Patrick O’Hearn bassist and current composer lives there.

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