Comments on: Batman Must Have Confided to Biden Where His Secret Headquarters Is

By: Wayne

Wayne — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:18:58 +0000

Ex- Mothers (of Invention) Patrick O’Hearn bassist and current composer lives there.

By: The Patriot

The Patriot — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:40:02 +0000

I use to live there! No tours in the caves anymore due to vandals…… sorry.

About three miles down the road is a great attraction called Chimney Rock. If you are ever in N.C. this something you will not want to miss.

By: levrette

levrette — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:01:27 +0000

This sign is right outside of Asheville, NC because I pass it regularly (or at least another ‘Bat Cave’ exit sign). I always sing the Bat tune when I see it… “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman,” which in turn leads me to sing Homer Simpson’s version “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Leader” from the religious cult episode. Now that d#$@ song is stuck in my head!

By: Ophir

Ophir — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:30:55 +0000

That's just a decoy. Batman has been recruited by the United States Army and has set up base in Turkey, not far from the Iraqi border. C'mon, you don't think there was a hidden element to the surge?

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:03:09 +0000

Just one of my…err…Batman’s clever ruses! Muwhahahahaha!

By: George guy

George guy — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:25:20 +0000

A few years ago they found a large uncharted cave in Tennessee, IIRC, that some guys had been using to grow pot, rather than using it as a crime fighting base. What a waste.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:01:30 +0000

And the sign is alluding to Hendersonville, not Henderson, NC.

By: TGregg

TGregg — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:57:17 +0000

It’s not in South Carolina, it’s in North Carolina, sheesh. Been by it many times. Bat Cave is the name of a city (I am not making this up). And yeah, there really is a bat cave, I’ve heard they do tours a few times a day. Never been to the cave myself.

By: Mikee

Mikee — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:30:38 +0000

And while you’re in the neighborhood, scoot on over to I-85 north of Greenville and take a picture of the giant peach. It has been a landmark since the late 70′s. http://www.clansinclairsc.org/images/scpeach2.jpg

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:42:32 +0000

So NOW we know where they keep Hillary.

By: Raving Lunatic

Raving Lunatic — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:25:26 +0000

Sorry, have to correct some of you. Bat cave is in North Carolina, west of Charlotte. This is reasonably close to SC, which is why you see the Greenville & Spartanburg signs. Also, Henderson is in North Carolina. As is US 64. (Home state know-it-all, sorry)

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:07:54 +0000

Isn’t that directions to the classless disgrace’s wifes perch?

By: marvin

marvin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:55:38 +0000

I think the only reason Biden has a record for being such a clean politician, is because all the lobbyist know he won’t be able to keep his mouth shut about certain business relationships. Biden is too stupid to be useful.

Also, as soon as I posted my first comment, I realized I could have just checked a map of the interstate system, or referenced the other cities listed. Feel so dumb, should apply to the DNC.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:46:27 +0000

Note to self: fire Alfred.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:44:29 +0000

That’s where the moonbats stockpile all their crazy.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:43:44 +0000

that road sign is just too cool.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:30:49 +0000

“…yeah….yeah, no Joe I hear what you’re saying. My bat cave is just off of 64 East and I’ve used Amtrak to get up to Gotham a couple of times. It’s just so expensive and inconvenient. It’s okay, I guess, depending on where you’re going. The batcar’s just way easier for me………Joe, don’t start with the global warming crap, okay? …I…listen Joe, they’re signaling me. I gotta go, bye.”

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:19:28 +0000

What’s Barney Frank doing in South Carolina?

By: KingJamesTheCapitalist

KingJamesTheCapitalist — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:19:02 +0000

I have to go with Dennis Miller on this one I think Biden is delusional and has managed to convince everyone he is the second most powerful man in the world so him knowing where the bat cave doesn’t really shock me, next thing you know he’ll be telling us that he once slept with Wonder Woman after rescuing her from Right Wing Extremists in Area 51 while revealing all our nuclear secrets..

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:11:49 +0000

Batman had to vacate Gotham City because Moonbats took over, forever tormenting him for his vigilante ‘domestic terrorism’.

By: Bob A

Bob A — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:11:20 +0000

It had to be the Obama regime or the NY Times. Both see their duty as disclosing secrets that hurt good Americans, while guarding info the hurts our enemies. If only Batman was a Muslim or an Argentine dictator. His secret would have been safe.

By: Nolo Contendere

Nolo Contendere — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:53:06 +0000

Oddly enough, I drove by that sign just last week, but didn’t have my camera handy. It is indeed in South Carolina. I wan’t really surprised to see that Batman had abandoned Gotham after a few years of Mayor Nanny, er, Bloomberg.

By: AwesometificAmerican

AwesometificAmerican — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:47:38 +0000

Using my Batmanesqe detective skills I am guessing that sign is in South Carolina.

By: marvin

marvin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:42:48 +0000

I want to know where that sign is. To the Bat Cave!!!