Comments on: Capitalist Propaganda: “Communism is Your Friend, Jimmy!”

By: Name (required)

Name (required) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:09:38 +0000

@Son of Bob
holy crap, thats what i was thinking, though i did watch it all.

@greg
i love that guy!

@the video

“and a free chip”
i loled, i i loled in a way that is completely abnormal, as in like, an lol that i meant, but not entirely, and i imagine it looked very silly, because, as i loled, i rolled my tongue in circles around my lips, it was like a spongebob lol

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:57:51 +0000

Can we that guy from the Castrol commercial run in there and wack them with a dipstick and yell, “Think with your dipstick, Jimmy” and run off?

By: motopolitico

motopolitico — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:51:22 +0000

Anybody else see the eerie parallel between the CIA agent’s actions strangling communist puppies, and Glenn Reynolds? Perhaps we should ask him about the political affiliation of his smoothies. I’m okay with him blending communist puppies, but will that make him worthless and weaker than capitalist puppies would? Enquiring minds want to know.

By: Aaron Horrocks

Aaron Horrocks — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:14:10 +0000

When I was in high school, my videos were pretty bad too!

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:47:03 +0000

It would have been better if they’d used sock-puppets. Or just socks.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:49:49 +0000

“Darn indeed, Jimmy.”

My expectations were raised by this video.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:15:25 +0000

I was gonna talk about lowering my expectations as instructed but I don’t what Harvey to lower his!

By: innominatus

innominatus — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:47:44 +0000

Well, we know Harvey will say anything about anybody, so his assertions are suspect. But KJTC is a different story. A name like that instantly gives a guy solid conservative cred. I can’t see somebody like that being involved in a commie plot. Wait a sec… He’s probably a closet Royalist. Now what am I supposed to think?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:44:37 +0000

Sorry, I only made it to 36 seconds. I lowered my expectations, as instructed, yet was still overcome by the degree to which these two can’t act. It was almost as if they were really good actors playing the parts of two guys that couldn’t act.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:56:24 +0000

innominatus, Harvey and KingJamesTheCapitalist are in some kind of communist conspiracy against me! Why else would they link my name with communism! I demand a recount! I demand full accountability! I demand a beer… Hmmm. Catch you later…

By: innominatus

innominatus — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:47:01 +0000

Jimmy the Seattle-area gardener/engineer, please explain this! My high opinion of you is in jeopardy!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:46:31 +0000

Hey KingJamesTheCapitalist! Jimmy is surely a capitalist name were it not ruined forever by Jimmy Carter and constantly dragged through the mud over and over by ussjimmycarter. (Hillary!!)

By: jonag

jonag — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:45:09 +0000

“Did I just get scammed Mr. Kruschev?” Best line IMO. Those kids are great!

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:34:47 +0000

For Mother Russia!

By: KingJamesTheCapitalist

KingJamesTheCapitalist — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:20:14 +0000

Jimmy is a socialist name, if your going to be Capitalist you have to have a name like Lizard Steve, or Iguana Mike.