Lost Post: Cheney on a Rampage
I usually schedule the posts in the morning to appear throughout the day, but sometimes WordPress acts a little wonky and things don’t get posted. This post was meant for April 27th, but it never appeared on the site and has just been sitting in its hidden corner in the SQL database since. So here it is devoid of temporal context:
So Dick Cheney has requested some specific documents to show the effectiveness of “harsh interrogation techniques”. That means now he’s going right up against Obama on the “torture” controversy. So basically you have a little piece of fluff up against a battle-ready cyborg who has replaced the center of his brain used for human emotions with a targeting computer (or so I assume). At what point, though, do we stop laughing at the situation and say, “Cheney, it is not right for you to crush the president with your steel coated hands. End attack sequence.”? Don’t think he won’t turn on us next!
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June 8th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I’m confused. Why would we try to stop him from crushing Barack Hussein?
June 8th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
…because…
“We will make no Hussein before it’s time.” ?
Cheney 2012.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Dick Cheney for president! cuz someones got to clean up the liberal wussies mess!
June 8th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
cheney, imao barado nikto or something.
June 8th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
This is made even better as a total non-sequitur. WordPress added unintentionally funny points.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Even WordPress fears Cheney’s wrath, so when he ‘suggests’ a post be lost in the corner, it stays lost ’til Cheney’s Assassination Forces complete the mission.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
The hidden corner in the SQL database is a mayonnaise jar on Funk And Wagnall’s porch.
June 8th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
The Cheney is not bound by your primitive space-time.
June 9th, 2009 at 12:07 am
“Cheney, it is not right for you to crush the president with your steel coated hands. End attack sequence.”
Command lacks moral imperative, cannot be processed.
June 9th, 2009 at 10:45 am
If a few Conservatives are taken out through “friendly fire” while Cheney destroys all liberals, I’m OK with that… Cancel sequence canceled…