Chuck Norris Fact
Chuck Norris contains so much concentrated crime-fighting power that even his picture will make a Croatian bakery thief wet himself in terror.
[via From the Halls to the Shores]
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June 4th, 2009 at 5:01 am
Posters are only two dimensional.
Chuck Norris is too awsome for anything less than four dimensions.
Five or Six would be better.
June 4th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Having read the attached article, in my astuteness and attention to detail I have noticed no evidence that the (alleged) bakery thief ever wet himself or herself. The article merely notes that the alleged crimes have allegedly stopped happening since the alleged posting of the poster. This sort of half-baked journalism is better suited for humor blogs, not professional news organizations such as this one.
With the editorial staff is away on vacation, will there be a retraction forthcoming?
June 4th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Chuck Norris is amused.
June 4th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Socrates – As a wise Latina woman, I merely used the richness of my experiences to make a better decision about how to report the news.
June 4th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
He should have used a picture of Fred Thompson – then the criminals would have returned all the money, with interest.
June 4th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
#5 Nightfly — Man, 2 blasphemies i n 1 sentence.
1. Fred would never let his image be used by a foreign power. Even for good
2. Chuck is so awesome, even his picture strikes terror in the hearts of non-believers.
I will pray that the images of fred and Chuck do not pummel you in your sleep.
June 4th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
#6 Plenty –
1. The Fred! is a believer in free markets and private enterprise, and loathes criminals; I think he would smile benevolently on our humble bakery owner. It’s not like the Croatian Parliament or whatever tried to use his likeness. If they did, the picture would immediately conquer their nation, lower taxes, and hand out concealed-carry permits to the law-abiding.
2. I never denied this truth. Further, neither Fred! nor Chuck require me to sleep in order to be pummeled.
Ball’s in your court. =D
June 5th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Chuck Norris was responsible for splitting the conservative vote by supporting HuckaBS. This gave us McLooser. Chuck Norris sucks.
June 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
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