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By: Bob A

Bob A — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:23:58 +0000

Chuck Norris was responsible for splitting the conservative vote by supporting HuckaBS. This gave us McLooser. Chuck Norris sucks.

By: nightfly

nightfly — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:46:33 +0000

#6 Plenty –

1. The Fred! is a believer in free markets and private enterprise, and loathes criminals; I think he would smile benevolently on our humble bakery owner. It’s not like the Croatian Parliament or whatever tried to use his likeness. If they did, the picture would immediately conquer their nation, lower taxes, and hand out concealed-carry permits to the law-abiding.

2. I never denied this truth. Further, neither Fred! nor Chuck require me to sleep in order to be pummeled.

Ball’s in your court. =D

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:15:37 +0000

#5 Nightfly — Man, 2 blasphemies i n 1 sentence.

1. Fred would never let his image be used by a foreign power. Even for good

2. Chuck is so awesome, even his picture strikes terror in the hearts of non-believers.

I will pray that the images of fred and Chuck do not pummel you in your sleep.

By: nightfly

nightfly — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:22:17 +0000

He should have used a picture of Fred Thompson – then the criminals would have returned all the money, with interest.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:46:28 +0000

Socrates – As a wise Latina woman, I merely used the richness of my experiences to make a better decision about how to report the news.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:39:36 +0000

Chuck Norris is amused.

By: Socrates

Socrates — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:12:37 +0000

Having read the attached article, in my astuteness and attention to detail I have noticed no evidence that the (alleged) bakery thief ever wet himself or herself. The article merely notes that the alleged crimes have allegedly stopped happening since the alleged posting of the poster. This sort of half-baked journalism is better suited for humor blogs, not professional news organizations such as this one.

With the editorial staff is away on vacation, will there be a retraction forthcoming?

By: BillyRayBob

BillyRayBob — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:01:11 +0000

Posters are only two dimensional.
Chuck Norris is too awsome for anything less than four dimensions.
Five or Six would be better.