Comments on: Created or Saved

By: xminion

xminion — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:45:06 +0000

and i created more clean air and saved TONS of green house gases by not listening to these gas bags (b.o., gore, et al) to begin with – by turning the TV off since jan. 20th, 2009!!!

By: I slowed down in the school zone, creating or saving three children | rockmycar

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:34:51 +0000

[...] ‘I SLOWED DOWN IN THE SCHOOL ZONE, CREATING OR SAVING THREE CHILDREN’ • Also, ‘Deciding against serial killing, I created or saved upwards of 33 people.’ [...]

By: Proletariat Blog » Blog Archive » Three letter word - musings of worker7219-12

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:59:50 +0000

[...] a three letter word meaning, “Created or saved?” Why, *J – O – B – S*, of course. Quite simply, the dishonesty and doubletalk from Obama and [...]

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:43:54 +0000

When Obama said he will create or save 2 million jobs, I figure that means that he’s written off the other 100-million-some-odd jobs we used to have in this country.

By: HeartOfStone

HeartOfStone — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:58:14 +0000

By being one of the millions and millions of people who never watch David Letterman because we simply can’t figure out what’s supposed to be funny about an angry old man who spends his free time yelling at small children to “GET OFF MY LAWN!”, I created or saved the opportunity for only twelve individuals to actually witness his disgusting attack on the child of Sarah Palin (and one of the 12 was mom Letterman)

By: Mike Kepler

Mike Kepler — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:58:57 +0000

By not closing my eyes while taking a piss I “Created and Saved” one clean floor. Just like Obama “Created and Saved” jobs. Damn I’m proud of myself. Just like Obama. :O)……

By: Mikee

Mikee — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:55:24 +0000

I am unemployed. By not competing for a job this week, I am creating or saving untold numbers of jobs held by, or soon to be held by, some other person. Well, at least one job. Maybe. If I applied, and if I was hired.

So is Obama counting that other guy, whose job was created or saved by my lethargic unemployment, in his list? Because that was mine, MINE, MINE I say.

By: nightfly

nightfly — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:46:47 +0000

By drinking so much coffee, I created or saved three trips to the bathroom.

By: Joey

Joey — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:13:43 +0000

By not being highly qualified for anything, I just created or saved one job.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:12:11 +0000

By creating a drowning tank for rodent vermin(squirrels,etc.) caught in my Hav-No-Hart trap, I saved on fertilizer for the garden.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:08:34 +0000

Being more highly evolved than Dimocrats, monkeys create and save their poo for flinging at the opportune time.(Dimocrats forage for poo, and fling it immediately.)

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:04:18 +0000

Being a dog, Ruh-Roh created or saved me the trouble of having to clean out the cat poo from the litterbox. Bad dog!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:00:40 +0000

By not strangling her hell-spawn in the crib, Mohamed’s mom created or saved the opportunity for said Hell-spawn to carve out his own Kingdom of Hell, known as the Religion of Peace to the Dhimmis awaiting post-partum Beheading Abortions.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:48:47 +0000

By post-partumly aborting George Tiller via the Bullet-Projectile Method, Scott Roe-der created or saved thousands of pre-partum babies from the Saline-Burn Abortion, the Slice-and-Dice Abortion, and partially born babies from the Suck-Their-Brains-Out-Before-The-Head-Clears-The-Vagina Abortion.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:28:27 +0000

How many jobs would have been created or saved
by the 49,500,000 people who could have been born since Roe v. Wade?

That’s 8 and a quarter Holocausts .

By: island girl

island girl — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:21:31 +0000

Obama: I saved you lots of money spending because I already spent it!

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:43:53 +0000

Since BHO thinks some old timey Muslims had some mad math skills, they invented the Atomic Bomb. Well they at least saved it for some Infidels to actually build it. Same thing happened with hippies and soap.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:47:56 +0000

By not reading the Emolument Clause in Article I, Section 9 of the U.S. Constitution, I created or saved the impression that Ubama is not in violation of the aforementioned clause through the reception of gifts and honors from the King of Saudi Arabia.

By: BeckyTech

BeckyTech — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:04:30 +0000

I created or saved my sanity by visiting IMAO today after reading all the real political news. (How scary is *that*?)

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:40:29 +0000

I created and saved jobs at Toyota by vowing to never buy another GM vehicle. Wait – that one actually makes sense.

I created the moon by not detonating enough nukes on it’s surface to push it out past Jupiter. I also created the tides and numerous Hallmark cards by doing the same. I should sue Hallmark and the entire surfing industry. I mean, they’re just getting rich off of my moon. I guess, technically, I own Hawaii now. And any Naval ships that use or have ever docked at Pearl Harbor.

I saved that annoying guy in the office by not pistol-whipping him into a pulpy ooze.

I saved myself 1000 calories by eating a snickers instead of a brownie.

By: BadIdeaGuy

BadIdeaGuy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:23:42 +0000

If I crash my car into a building on the way home, I’ll create or save numerous construction and healthcare jobs.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:21:17 +0000

By not turning Aquaman into a fish stick, I created or saved the food supply for the New Guinea fishing canibals.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:13:10 +0000

By turning off my radio and/or TV when Obama is on, I saved my radio and TV from certain destruction.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:12:21 +0000

By not donating money to Obama, I created or saved one copy of NCAA football ’09 for my Xbox 360.

By: sarahk

sarahk — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:54:09 +0000

I created or saved chicken tostadas and guacamole last night.